8 definitions by ratboy
by ratboy October 2, 2003
1. Exceptionally hairy man, short in stature, with a sour disposition.
2. A feral male pygmy.
2. A Danny DeVito wanna-be.
2. A feral male pygmy.
2. A Danny DeVito wanna-be.
by ratboy July 20, 2004
When a man and a woman start dating, but one of them loses interest and stops texting, and the other person doesn't want to send another text until the person that has lost interest responds to their previous text for the fear that they are seeming desperate. Similar to the Mexican Standoff but with texts not guns.
Also see Textual Standoff
Also see Textual Standoff
Mike - Hey Jason, how's it going with the girl you've been seeing?
Jason - Not good.. I sent her a text a few days ago and she hasn't responded yet, so I'm in a Text-ican Standoff.
Jason - Not good.. I sent her a text a few days ago and she hasn't responded yet, so I'm in a Text-ican Standoff.
by ratboy April 21, 2018
by ratboy November 26, 2003
by ratboy March 18, 2005
the thick prime shidler who can do everything that ross can......he can be the one if he wanted to but he isnt as good as ratboy
by ratboy October 31, 2003
A fat, underappreciated, elephant-footed, gray guy who talks to trees, board games, and walls. He is good at drawing and writing, but socialy dead. His brothers are Strong Mad and Strong Bad.
by ratboy November 10, 2003