the sexiest human being on earth, tells the most bloody hilarious and knee slapping jokes ever, everyone thirsts over him because hes so fine & handsome
john: who’s that sexy fucker over there?
me: oh thats just kouda
A man who pretends that he is straight by flirting with all the ladies when he is in fact extremely gay. Koujakus tend to be hair stylists and primarily cut the hair of attractive ladies.
When a jew avoids an important obligation on Saturday because it is the sabbath. He or she is "Pulling a Koufax".
-Making reference to the great Jewish baseball pitcher Sandy Koufax who had to miss a world series game because it was a high holy day, and put his team in jeopardy of losing.
A "kouhai" is your junior at work, school, or a group. Usually they belong to the same organization as you but they entered the organization after you. A "kouhai" could also be someone who has entered the same "industry" as you but at a later date. In this case "industry" has a very broad meaning, e.g. the entertainment industry, a professional sports league.
A sempai with a kouhai, an elder student with a younger student. Senior (Sempai/Senpai) with a Sophmore (Kouhai).