koozer 

Slang term for penis.

"...and then he got his koozer out. That's about when the bouncers threw him out."

koozer by Tommo R June 20, 2007

koozer 

cool chill guy not related to penis in any way at all,

koozer, not a slang term for anything! :)

koozer by kz._.incognito._. February 4, 2024

Koolerifix

Off the hook, outstanding, pretty not so bad, pristine,
highest level of compliment.

Yo son, those J'z are koolerifix!
After the club I went back to my crib with shorty,
she gave me that becky. Dam Son! Koolerifix!

Koolerifix by MW9 August 23, 2010

Koosered

When your exhaust (insert any other car mod or apply to anything that your significant other finds annoying and makes you get rid of as a result) is too loud for your wife and she demands that you remove that thing or else...

"Wife won, exhaust gone. I got koosered"

Koosered by P!GPEN February 21, 2013

Koomer 

Koomer. Latin for "cums a lot". Usually referring to someone who masturbates excessively.

1. Erik is such a Koomer.

2. He keeps jacking off nonstop.

Koomer by Koombayuh March 8, 2021

koofer

An old test used for studying; this lingo is used exclusive at Virginia Tech.

Student 1: Are you worried about the big test?
Student 2: Nah, I used a koofer to study...

koofer by T. S. Hogdahl II September 18, 2006

Kooper

Kooper is a modern name for a male. He is all around great, and very friendly. A true ladies man. He is very athletic. If you're friend is a Kooper you have no idea how lucky you are! But you better not make him mad.

I'm so lucky to have a friend like Kooper.

Kooper by lionsfootball5 July 31, 2009