by evilhighpunkin February 22, 2004
A woman who uses her menstrual cycle to justify her cantankerous nature, A female who loves to find negativity in any situation, and or lacks a sense of humor. A female that purposely causes drama.
"Man, no matter what I do for this broad, she ain't ever happy, she's just a Kotex Kontessa". " Kotex Kontessa ruined my evening when she showed up at my homie's crib drunk , talkin shit"
by JTeezyVZ February 06, 2021
Somebody who achieves sexual gratification by spanking the monkey over or onto a tampon, bloody or new.
Didja hear that Maxwell is a true Kotex masturbator? Yeah, he fishes his girlfriend's bloody tampons out of the wastepaperbasket and attempts to inseminate them! How gross!!!
by Telephony February 16, 2014
1. a moody bastard.
2. an individual who sees no positive side
to anything.
3. A feminine acting man who swears he's
not gay
2. an individual who sees no positive side
to anything.
3. A feminine acting man who swears he's
not gay
1. George is such a captain kotex. That
faget walks and talks like a homo but
swears he's straight.
2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always
yelling at you.
faget walks and talks like a homo but
swears he's straight.
2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always
yelling at you.
by streetwhiz April 05, 2009
by God's Gift To Electrical December 18, 2013
1. A group of women who consider estrogen-guided emotions as a reliable source of logic and/or reason, and rely on this clusterfuck of insanity to manipulate and scandalize solely for self-gain.
2. My fucking cunt bosses
2. My fucking cunt bosses
I was explaining the benefits of providing FACTUAL sales results to the flighty VP when she and the rest of the Kotex Mafia burst into a tizzy over the last episode of Gray's Anatomy.
by Sterling Cox January 08, 2008
by BushColinDick February 24, 2004