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koprit by Screptic meaning October 16, 2022
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Peter Koritansky
A man.
The Philosopher.
A hero.
By day, Peter Koritansky is a mild-mannered professor. By night, Koritansky darts through the streets, hunting crime with the physical aptitude and ferocity of a velociraptor. Upright and fair, Koritansky represents all that is good in humanity.
It is currently said of Koritansky that he lives in Canada. This is a common misconception. The nation called Canada just happens to be underfoot of Peter Koritansky's current desires. Koritansky is actually a country in and of himself - housing approximately 1,389 international refugees in a small, kangaroo-like pouch on his lower back.
And never let him catch you speaking poorly of Aquinas, or he'll be intellectually all over you faster than a crow on a curly fry.
The Philosopher.
A hero.
By day, Peter Koritansky is a mild-mannered professor. By night, Koritansky darts through the streets, hunting crime with the physical aptitude and ferocity of a velociraptor. Upright and fair, Koritansky represents all that is good in humanity.
It is currently said of Koritansky that he lives in Canada. This is a common misconception. The nation called Canada just happens to be underfoot of Peter Koritansky's current desires. Koritansky is actually a country in and of himself - housing approximately 1,389 international refugees in a small, kangaroo-like pouch on his lower back.
And never let him catch you speaking poorly of Aquinas, or he'll be intellectually all over you faster than a crow on a curly fry.
Peter Koritansky has no organs. If you were to turn him inside out, you'd find a lovely persian carpet.
Peter Koritansky by thereisnospooning August 17, 2012
kopite
kopite by Joey Kearney May 25, 2003
kopite
one usually hailing from norway or devon who frequents the'hill of piss' whilst clutching tightly their anfield megastore carrier bag
en masse 'kopites are gobshites'
kopite by sammy ampong August 10, 2004
kopite
anze kopitar
An awesome NHL player (the first Slovenian ever) who plays with the Los Angeles Kings of the NHL, who dominates all competition
anze kopitar by Petersen April 3, 2008