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royle by Ian January 9, 2004
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The wisest of advice givers on all things being a man. After a tough upbringing; part Rhodesian and part military, Royle grew into the manliest, most respectful and integrity bearing human since Chuck Norris. With only slightly sexist and racist undertoneS, ‘Royle‘a Rules’ for life will turn your wimpy pathetic excuse for a son into an outstanding young man primed to repopulate the world and strong arm weak willed business associates. When In doubt ask yourself, ‘what would royal do?’

Ps... all anecdotes or advice will start with, ‘kyle my boy listen here’
*a bully antagonises a young helpless boy*
Any outstanding gentlemen - I could just walk away or maybe I’ll Royle this bully’s ass; I’ll poke him in the chest and tell him my point of view
...
Royle by Witza December 9, 2019
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Royle, gets all the hoes and is a whole fucking snack, he's smart asf but doesn't like trying in school, he is unique and has a big dick
Royle oh my God I fucked him last night and he made me squirt
to farm rye on a hill, origens of surname "royle", sit com starring ralf little, to be of large endowment.
look at the royle on him !!! good god he,s well royled.
royle by reefer May 19, 2006

jamie royle 

Jamie royle, the high school college jock, overally agressive, idiotic and thinks he can smash any girl he wants, he thrives off other people being upset and Is the bully of the year, he's got a face like a buldog chewing a wasp, a mother couldn't love it.
Ew, look at that 'jamie royle'
jamie royle by swegmaster2000 November 28, 2013

Helena Royle 

One of the amazing deities of the Joulism Religion.

Typically, she is prayed to if you are wanting to pass important examinations such as your GCSEs.
Her most famous quote is "Ploem", which became important for prayer - came to be after misspelling Phloem.
Unfortunately, her whereabouts are currently unknown, which has saddened everyone.
Person 1: Have you prayed to Helena Royle?
Person 2: No, I haven't. Let's pray to her together
Person 1 & 2: Ploem, Ploem, Ploem...
Helena Royle by fraujoules September 22, 2021

role reversal

A type of relationship where partners play a role contrary to generally accepted norms. For example, a woman acts as a breadwinner and a man act as a housewife. This applies to all aspects of relationships, with no exceptions.
Man:I have role reversal relationship with my girlfriend
role reversal by Ragath August 24, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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