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Kontje gooien 

Dancing, partying, throwing a lil ass (In Dutch)
"Hey, kom je mee kontje gooien vanavond?"

"Laatste keer dat ik mijn kontje heb gegooid was kk lang geleden"

"Mijn kont gaat gegooid worden morgen"
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Kontje Gooien 

A Dutch term that is a literal translation of the term "throwing a lil ass".

However, kont gooien is just an unusual and strange way of saying it in Dutch.

kontje gooien can mean a few things. It can refer to (regular) dancing, going out/partying, or just simply throwing ass
"Ga je mee kontje gooien zaterdag?"

"Vanavond gaat mijn kont kanker hard gegooid worden"

"Kontje gegooid bij Travis Scott Fortnite concert"

"Ik gooi mijn kontje voor je moeder"

Konttestère 

Anyone who fancies a female in their sexual orientation, more specifically referring to a female homosexual. Suggests a sense of class, finesse and poshness, especially when said in a London RP accent, with which the word would be pronounced as /ˈkɵntəsˌtɛə/. Comes from the English word "cunt"; a wordplay variation of the word koquister, usually referring to a male homosexual, of similar origin. Alternatively spelled "konttestere".
Miss Candyfloss Biscuits is a konttestère, as she declares, and is quite proud about it.

— Why, are you a fellow konttestère?

— Yes indeed, I am.

— A fellow woman of culture; I see. Would you perchance be free this evening, milady, to join me in konttesting?

— I'd love to.
Konttestère by Softbeartm October 27, 2019

Kontebonker 

Kontebonker is an insult and it literally means "assbanger" in Dutch. Kont means ass or butt and bonker means banger. The word kontebonker is mostly used to say that a person is gay.
That guy looks so queer... Yep, he definitely is a kontebonker.
Kontebonker by Ryuuketsu February 19, 2011
Short for "Kontol dan Seks" (Cock and Sex) in Indonesian
Person 1: Hey, can i got some konteks?

Person 2: Yeah dude here's kontol dan seks
Konteks by cocsec February 11, 2021

Kotex Kontessa 

A woman who uses her menstrual cycle to justify her cantankerous nature, A female who loves to find negativity in any situation, and or lacks a sense of humor. A female that purposely causes drama.
"Man, no matter what I do for this broad, she ain't ever happy, she's just a Kotex Kontessa". " Kotex Kontessa ruined my evening when she showed up at my homie's crib drunk , talkin shit"
Kotex Kontessa by JTeezyVZ February 5, 2021
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