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qwolity kontent

A piece of media (primarily a meme in video form) that is of poor visual quality and senseless meaning.
Damn Harold, that meme you have there is some qwolity kontent!

koncentra 

pa kels opps k n sabem koncentrar yhh koncentra
madje KONCENTRA yhh
koncentra by guga gdinis yhh May 14, 2022

bulging infected nutsack konvention 

Simply the greatest band in the world. Their music comes straight from their bong hits.
Genre: Gurgly music
Hits: The Only Problem With Cyber Sex Is Getting Jizz On The Keyboard, Caveman Rap, Mashed Potatoes, Pavarotti Madness,Uncle Doug's Barnyard Hoedown, Bradley Is A Jew and many more.
They are currently working on their second album rumored to be called Volkow Syndrome which in it's entirety is a 30 minute long song.
"Bulging Infected Nutsack Konvention is the best stoner music around"

Kontenchapper

A kontenchapper is dutch word for someone who eats ass
George is a kontenchapper
Kontenchapper by Tariq is short September 11, 2021

konsentophobia 

the fear of electrical outlets (plugging things in, outlets exploding)
can you plug this in for me i have konsentophobia i can’t.
konsentophobia by a._abigailll June 28, 2022

kurnut kuntent 

A Maltese person who is constantly getting fucked over and is overjoyed about it.

If you were to confront this individual they would tell you that you are the problem and you’re being too negative.
“Malta has been facing some serious challenges especially when it comes to cost of living and finding an adequate apartment “

“THEY WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE IN RESTURANTS AND GUCCI BAGS ? KAQWA ZMIEN , LUMIIIIII” - Kurnut kuntent

“Whats with him ?”
“Oh - he is just a kurnut kuntent”
kurnut kuntent by Yamyam03679 January 6, 2024
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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