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the swaggiest family to ever exist. lowkey a cult. but everyone loves them so its okay !!
girl 1 : hey do you know the konsuls ?

boy 1 : oh the really sweet people ?

girl 1 : yeah, they slay the day away.

boy 2 : i heard they were a cult.

girl 2 : lowkey but its okay because theyre nice
boy 3 : i love the konsuls
girl 3 : me too !

boy 1 : i do also, they are so slay
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konul by Gunel.veli February 10, 2018
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konlulu noun
plural: konlulus

kon· lu· lu | \ ˌkon-rʊ-ˈrü\

1 : an expression or gesture of greeting
example : Konlulu~!
see also: ohalulu

2 : an action that cannot be defined by language
example : I did a konlulu!

3 : a target of an action that cannot be defined by language
example : People who don't eat vegetables are konlulu!

konlulu verb, transitive verb
konlulu'd, konluluing
1 : to greet someone verbally
example : I konlulu'd that child.

2 : to greet someone physically
example : I konlulu'd that child.

3 : to perform an action that can not be defined by language
example : I will konlulu people who don't eat vegetables!
Konlulu by PovertyMiko January 19, 2021
A place in Finland close to Mellunmäki.

Kontula is the place where spurgus (or spuges) sell alcohol to under age teens for small fee.

Kontula is also the place where you can buy all sorts of drugs and get stabbed to death.
Edgy teen: Man, I need alcohol for this weekend.
2nd edgy teen: Kontula's spuges can sell alcohol for cheap.
Edgy teen: Fuck no man. I don't want to die.
Kontula by Sneaky motherfucker April 29, 2019

Konsolidate 

Konsolidate, written with a K and also known as "Konsolidate-Oh" is an extremely ruthless barber shop in South-East London. The name comes from a combination of two seemingly random words: Killer and cONSOLIDATE. The head barber there, called 'Wale', is thought to be the Spawn of the Devil. He is known to give extremely harsh shape-ups, even inventing the level of -5, which is where he actually reshapes your head. He has been known to also cut hair from across the world, proven when he was visiting his family in Africa, sensed some poor soul needed a haircut, and used JuJu to cut his hair. Unfortunately, the kid did not survive. Victims are known to have 'The Mark of Wale' shaven into their scalp, which looks like a crown, but is actually a 'W'. If you do have an afro, and are in need of a haircut, you are advised to run, and run far. He'll catch you eventually of course, but at least you will have gone down fighting.
*Kid walks into school, bleeding from his head, scars all over across his face*
Friend of the Kid: Oh my...what happened?
Poor Kid:...Well i went to...
Friend of the Kid: Let me guess, Konsolidate? Don't worry, your hair will grow back...maybe.
Konsolidate by SweetK14 July 17, 2009

ornithologisches Konsil 

eine Abklärung des psychiatrischen Status quo.

Verdacht auf einen Vogel.
Bei diesem Patienten würde ich gerne ein ornithologisches Konsil anmelden.
ornithologisches Konsil by lamalomo October 26, 2013

Konkulator 

An imaginary internal sensor that controls spiritual, mental and physical well being.
Dude, how's your fucking konkulator ?
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