Konsolidate

Konsolidate, written with a K and also known as "Konsolidate-Oh" is an extremely ruthless barber shop in South-East London. The name comes from a combination of two seemingly random words: Killer and cONSOLIDATE. The head barber there, called 'Wale', is thought to be the Spawn of the Devil. He is known to give extremely harsh shape-ups, even inventing the level of -5, which is where he actually reshapes your head. He has been known to also cut hair from across the world, proven when he was visiting his family in Africa, sensed some poor soul needed a haircut, and used JuJu to cut his hair. Unfortunately, the kid did not survive. Victims are known to have 'The Mark of Wale' shaven into their scalp, which looks like a crown, but is actually a 'W'. If you do have an afro, and are in need of a haircut, you are advised to run, and run far. He'll catch you eventually of course, but at least you will have gone down fighting.

*Kid walks into school, bleeding from his head, scars all over across his face*
Friend of the Kid: Oh my...what happened?
Poor Kid:...Well i went to...
Friend of the Kid: Let me guess, Konsolidate? Don't worry, your hair will grow back...maybe.

by SweetK14 July 17, 2009

consolidate your feces

To get a grip; have it all together

This is all too chaotic. Consolidate your feces!

by AlexCarrera February 5, 2009

consolidater

To date someone who is less attractive in many aspects in an obvious way. Mostly pertaining to the "league" slang for people of the opposite sex. When one person is dating someone that is in a "different league".

Pronunciation: emphasis on the 'dater', because it sounds like a real word to an illiterate person. (It's not a real word)

Joe: Damn that girl is ugly man, I've seen James pull way hotter ass than that.

Bill: He's a consolidater dude, you didnt know that? He just want's pussy, no matter..

by BR1612 April 16, 2007

consolidate

1. To Unite; Bring Together

In Beirut / Beerpong ..
When cups are scattered and are able to form another pyramid shape, one team may say "Consolidate" to have the cups re-arranged into a pyramid, hence making it easier to sink a ball.

"Yo, Your cups are all scattered....CONSOLIDATE!"

by ADubya January 1, 2006

To consolidate

To heartily consume an entire pint of Guinness. The process of consolidation has three stages. First, ordering a pint with the correct grammatical formation; NOT Guinnesses (or Guineii). Second, drinking the pint in its entirety at a pace sufficient to maintain a head until the last gulp. Third, sitting back to ponder the blatant superiority of Guinness above all other brews.

Kedzlie, M (2017) 'Sayings of Quackers' FACEBOOK, 26:12

My aim is to consolidate 4 pints of Guinness by the time I hit Belfast

by Ulster Bro April 22, 2018

Lamar Consolidated High School

Founded in 1949, Located in the Small Town of Rosenberg, Texas, This school was once the best place to receive and education. It slowly became the shithole it is today. It is overran by wanna-be hood niggas and hot Cheeto bitches; autistic theatre niggas, etc. The football team is absolutely dogshit. Lamar Niggas have way too much pride. Don’t talk shit about there school.

John: “Did you hear about Lamar Consolidated High School?”

Jimmy: Man, don’t get me started on those Bebe Ass Niggas.

by Flaco69 December 31, 2023

Pepsi Company Consolidates Perianal Abscess

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Pepsi Company Consolidates Perianal Abscess

by Reninu March 15, 2025