Kontula

A place in Finland close to Mellunmäki.

Kontula is the place where spurgus (or spuges) sell alcohol to under age teens for small fee.

Kontula is also the place where you can buy all sorts of drugs and get stabbed to death.

Edgy teen: Man, I need alcohol for this weekend.
2nd edgy teen: Kontula's spuges can sell alcohol for cheap.
Edgy teen: Fuck no man. I don't want to die.

by Sneaky motherfucker April 29, 2019

Kotula Logic

Finding justification for choosing to do the complete opposite of what should be done.

Kotula Logic: Instead of studying for the first test I'll just drop the class.

by Fifedom March 6, 2011

Konkulator

An imaginary internal sensor that controls spiritual, mental and physical well being.

Dude, how's your fucking konkulator ?

by Jiminee McFuckingdingdong August 3, 2005