Konsole
Konsole by DMHStudios12 November 15, 2018
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Konsolidate
Konsolidate, written with a K and also known as "Konsolidate-Oh" is an extremely ruthless barber shop in South-East London. The name comes from a combination of two seemingly random words: Killer and cONSOLIDATE. The head barber there, called 'Wale', is thought to be the Spawn of the Devil. He is known to give extremely harsh shape-ups, even inventing the level of -5, which is where he actually reshapes your head. He has been known to also cut hair from across the world, proven when he was visiting his family in Africa, sensed some poor soul needed a haircut, and used JuJu to cut his hair. Unfortunately, the kid did not survive. Victims are known to have 'The Mark of Wale' shaven into their scalp, which looks like a crown, but is actually a 'W'. If you do have an afro, and are in need of a haircut, you are advised to run, and run far. He'll catch you eventually of course, but at least you will have gone down fighting.
*Kid walks into school, bleeding from his head, scars all over across his face*
Friend of the Kid: Oh my...what happened?
Poor Kid:...Well i went to...
Friend of the Kid: Let me guess, Konsolidate? Don't worry, your hair will grow back...maybe.
Friend of the Kid: Oh my...what happened?
Poor Kid:...Well i went to...
Friend of the Kid: Let me guess, Konsolidate? Don't worry, your hair will grow back...maybe.
Konsolidate by SweetK14 July 17, 2009
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Konole
A word used to describe one who is a spineless, faggotish pussyhole who can't help but piss off everybody around them by begging, asking stupid questions and being a kont.
~ A pro is standing around looking awesome, a guy comes up begging for money - obviously making no attempt to earn it themselves. ~
Konole: "Hi.. hi... are you there?"
Pro: *silence*
Konole: "Need x money please I'm poor!"
Pro: "Why don't you earn it yourself?"
Konole: "Cos that's too slow I need x money now!"
Pro: "Fuck off you stupid konole, go and earn it yourself."
Konole: "Hi.. hi... are you there?"
Pro: *silence*
Konole: "Need x money please I'm poor!"
Pro: "Why don't you earn it yourself?"
Konole: "Cos that's too slow I need x money now!"
Pro: "Fuck off you stupid konole, go and earn it yourself."
Konole by Lord Lemon Jr December 26, 2012
Kansolele
Kansolele. Kanso for short.
He is very thoughtful and someone who you want to be there for you during your lowest. He is an open book but only lets a few people really read that book.
He has the perfect set of teeth and when he laughs, he laughs with his heart, whole heartedly. He always has something to say, it shows that he is comfortable with you.
Definitely get yourself a Kansolele.
He is very thoughtful and someone who you want to be there for you during your lowest. He is an open book but only lets a few people really read that book.
He has the perfect set of teeth and when he laughs, he laughs with his heart, whole heartedly. He always has something to say, it shows that he is comfortable with you.
Definitely get yourself a Kansolele.
Kansolele by Westbrook_fangirl November 21, 2021
Kongolese Thrust diamond
The act of excavating Penis shaped diamonds and attaching them to a thrust machine, for nice carbon hard anal penetration
Kongolese Thrust diamond by TheFetustickler June 29, 2026
Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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