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Konsolidate 

Konsolidate, written with a K and also known as "Konsolidate-Oh" is an extremely ruthless barber shop in South-East London. The name comes from a combination of two seemingly random words: Killer and cONSOLIDATE. The head barber there, called 'Wale', is thought to be the Spawn of the Devil. He is known to give extremely harsh shape-ups, even inventing the level of -5, which is where he actually reshapes your head. He has been known to also cut hair from across the world, proven when he was visiting his family in Africa, sensed some poor soul needed a haircut, and used JuJu to cut his hair. Unfortunately, the kid did not survive. Victims are known to have 'The Mark of Wale' shaven into their scalp, which looks like a crown, but is actually a 'W'. If you do have an afro, and are in need of a haircut, you are advised to run, and run far. He'll catch you eventually of course, but at least you will have gone down fighting.
*Kid walks into school, bleeding from his head, scars all over across his face*
Friend of the Kid: Oh my...what happened?
Poor Kid:...Well i went to...
Friend of the Kid: Let me guess, Konsolidate? Don't worry, your hair will grow back...maybe.
Konsolidate by SweetK14 July 17, 2009
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A word used to describe one who is a spineless, faggotish pussyhole who can't help but piss off everybody around them by begging, asking stupid questions and being a kont.
~ A pro is standing around looking awesome, a guy comes up begging for money - obviously making no attempt to earn it themselves. ~

Konole: "Hi.. hi... are you there?"
Pro: *silence*
Konole: "Need x money please I'm poor!"
Pro: "Why don't you earn it yourself?"
Konole: "Cos that's too slow I need x money now!"
Pro: "Fuck off you stupid konole, go and earn it yourself."
Konole by Lord Lemon Jr December 26, 2012

konsolejr 

someone who is an immature, annoying, disloyal, unfaithful, loud, sleazeball who bitches, whines, and moans about every little thing under the sun.
Dude, you’re acting like such a konsolejr right now!
konsolejr by DMHStudios12 November 15, 2018

Kansolele 

Kansolele. Kanso for short.

He is very thoughtful and someone who you want to be there for you during your lowest. He is an open book but only lets a few people really read that book.
He has the perfect set of teeth and when he laughs, he laughs with his heart, whole heartedly. He always has something to say, it shows that he is comfortable with you.

Definitely get yourself a Kansolele.
"Kansolele is great and fun to be around with"
"Kansolele is trustworthy "
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Kansolele by Westbrook_fangirl November 21, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026