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Konkey Dong 

Im gonna kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konkey Dong!
Konkey Dong by pspmiles June 25, 2014
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Konkey dong 

Its like when you say sand hanitizer but with donkey kong
Hey did you know nintendo came out with a new konkey dong ga- FACKCkkCcK!!!!!!!
Konkey dong by MasochistManny March 20, 2020

konkey dong 

when you're about to konk someone in the dong. specifically donkey kong
I konkey dong ed multiple people in my class today
konkey dong by hjafullllllllllbj November 13, 2020

konkey dong 

dont play with it too much or it might break
multiplayer konkey dong is fun
hey wanna come (over) and play konkey dong with me?
konkey dong by _Dr. Evil February 14, 2003

Konkey Dong 

A dick that looks like it would belong on donkey Kong, and/or a dick with erectile dysfunction
Jeff’s wife left him and took the kids because his Konkey Dong couldn’t satisfy her.

Konky dong 

A title given to one person out of a group of male friends that has the largest penis size or body count.
Brad will be crowned konky dong today at my house.
Konky dong by EkulTheAntelope February 22, 2020

konky dong 

One with and exceptionally large penis.
Jan: How are we going to have sex with that?
Tom: What's wrong?
Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !
konky dong by Camel'sTowing May 11, 2016
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