Bare posh with a fat castle and banging
fireworks. They have a separate cricket pitch so you know they're well special. They drink tea and eat crumpets with their legs crossed. Big man Jonathan is the head and their motto is in latin so you know they are commies. On
Wikipedia their notable people list is
more than 2 lines long so you know they do good tings up dere.
Big up the old kimboltonians