kilter

trying to open a door while simultaneously trying to unlock the same door, thus preventing the door from being unlocked. often happens with car doors.

Damn it, I just kiltered. Unlock the door again.

kilter by yellowjello September 25, 2008

Kilter

A person that enjoys lifting up a Scotsman’s Kilt and then fondles their genitalia

Him: That man just lifted up my kilt and fondled my balls!
Her: Don't mind him he is just a kilter.

Kilter by L3GiT August 17, 2007

kilter annie 

kilt-er an-ee

a ridiculously old and nearly lost term for to describe something off balance or something that just doesn't fit.

last known usage was in central WI by an ~80 year old woman in ~1992.

kilter annie

a ridiculously old and nearly lost term for to describe something off balance or something that just doesn't fit.

last known usage was in central WI by an ~80 year old woman in ~1992.

kilter annie by ]23[]D(())//\\//\\a[]\[] July 23, 2012

off kilter 

It means that something's just not right. Off balance. It's not all there.

She suddenly started laughing for no reason. She's a bit off kilter..

off kilter by ginaginagina January 9, 2007

off-kilter 

slightly un-straight, to be of-kilter is to at an angle, can be used to describe a feeling but was designed to describe the state of such objects as furniture, and other such structures. mainly refered to in H.dot as "that's a scoatch off-kilter"

"that's a scoatch off-kilter"

"hey craig... the tent is off-kilter" reply... "justa scoatch"

"man I fucked my t-ruck! she's sitting off-kilter"

off-kilter by Chris G. January 23, 2004

off-kilter 

the state of being wierd. often the result of staying up extremely late. activities include: watching educational programming, smoking many cigarettes, and having random dance parties.

Tonight has been super off-kilter.

off-kilter by Graf March 12, 2003

out of kilter

not functioning right, out of order

My alarm clock is out of kilter.

out of kilter by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2009