koleva 

When someone is angry due to the lack of nutrition

She’s so koleva right now, grab a kebab asap

koleva by Thetruth19123 December 2, 2017

Maya Koleva 

a slang term for a female pubic bush, a particularly nasty one at that, one that hasn't ever crossed paths with a razor.

that bitch's maya koleva was comparable to bush gardens!

Maya Koleva by fuckkkkyouuuuu June 13, 2010

Koleka 

A Koleka is generally an Eastern European driver who can also drive for western European companies, He will wear a sleeveless vest, track suit bottoms, socks and shower sandals(Addis preferred) and a hi vis jacket, and speak broken English, or universal phrases such as commerade, katistrof, big problem, Koleka.

No worry koleka's, no damage to the product.
Yes, my mistake i didn't load myself my coworkers did but should have checked somewhere along the way.

Koleka by Pederen April 20, 2020

Koleka problem

Long-distance lorry drivers from Eastern Europe, Belarus and Ukraine. Very limited English skills, as well as questionable driving skills at that, since most of them buy their license for a 1000 USD. Wears plastic crocs, shorts and tank-top that have never seen a washing machine. Usually drunk, so they crash into things and call it simply "problem" or "normal katastrof" since their English skills do not allow them to describe what happened.

- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...

- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss

Koleka problem by GirtekaDrivingSchool June 5, 2021

Kolevian

Eccentrically surreal, daft, and/or brain numbingly odd. Typically applied to describe situations of an unsettlingly bizarre nature; usually involving a combination of two or more ideas, objects, or situations interacting in a disturbingly strange fashion that often ignores conventional common sense or tastefulness.

That video where Agamemnon sings and dances with a slice of meat was very kolevian.

Kolevian by Ouroboros78 July 28, 2010

Kolea 

A real friend that got no time for haters.
Gorgeous wonderful person that no judge others. That's misunderstood by society.

Kolea is wonderful .

Kolea by Da.realest August 29, 2017

KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF

KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF describes a normal day of a life of a KOLEKA when a minor incident with only material damange and no human casualties occurs.

KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF A1 BELGIUM

KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF by KOLEKA June 5, 2021