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koise by anonymous September 25, 2020
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Kaisexual 

When you are completely and utterly in love with the fictional character Kai Parker from the vampire diaries.
Bonnie: I think I am in love with Kai Parker
Damon: That means you’re Kaisexual
Kaisexual by KaiParker’sGf December 29, 2020
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Kousei Arima 

The legendary pianist from Your lie in April. His name is both famous and infamous, the youngest winner of the Maihou competition. The human metronome, His mother's puppet, etc.
However, he stopped playing the piano for 2 years due to the death of his mother, Saki. But all this changes when he meets Kaori Miyazono, a young violinist, who tries to get him to play the piano again. And so Kousei, leaning on the one he loves the most, surpasses some of the most difficult moments of his life.
Unfortunately, all great things must come to an end, and he would face heartbreak once again. When Kaori, the love of his life, undergoes surgery in an attempt to prolong her life, so she could play one last duet with him. And she does, the 2 lovers play one last duet together, before she leaves him, forever...
*Sniff sniff*
At her funeral, his parents hand him a letter, addressed to him. And he reads it, he learns that Tsubaki, his childhood friend, loved him, however, the only 2 that didn't know were Tsubaki and himself. And learns that Kaori told one lie, she loved Watari(Hence the name, Your lie in April). However, his biggest and perhaps most devastating surprise, is this passage:
"I’m glad it was you."
"I hope this reaches you, Arima Kousei."
"I love you."
"I love you."
"I love you."
"I’m sorry we couldn’t eat all those canelés."
"I’m sorry I hit you so much."
"I’m sorry I was so selfish."
"I’m so, so, so, so sorry."
"Thank you for everything."

Miyazono Kaori
Kousei Arima by Aluc_ard August 11, 2017

Koishiteru 

A Japanese word that translates to English as "I Love You" (In a romantic way)
You could also try saying "Daisuki" to a person you are interested in.
Or you could say "Aishiteru" to a person you are in a serious relationship with.
"Koishiteru" Is used best when saying it to someone you want to spend the rest of your life with.
Guy: Koishiteru
Girl: Koishiteru too
Koishiteru by Nickkzor99 December 6, 2012
When your exhaust (insert any other car mod or apply to anything that your significant other finds annoying and makes you get rid of as a result) is too loud for your wife and she demands that you remove that thing or else...
"Wife won, exhaust gone. I got koosered"
Koosered by P!GPEN February 21, 2013
When one is sexually attracted to only Kol mikaleson regardless of gender
She is so in love with Kol she must be Kolsexual
kolsexual by kolmikalesonwife December 30, 2020

kiser smash 

When you’re teachers gets mad and is yelling at everyone and/or slamming everything

For example: A Door
Dude why did you make her mad? She’s gonna kiser smash all of us now!
kiser smash by Hola my G April 14, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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