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A Brazilian way to say Hey or Whats up
Qual + é = Koeh ....
"Koeh neguinho ..."
"Koeh mlk blz "
"Koeh mermaum tah maluco
koeh by PiNiCoO December 6, 2003
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An aura. An energy. A place in time. That which is all around you. Can be used to describe most anything, from them poisonous chemicals to an anomoly of nature - up to and including a stringy, stinky hairpiece purchased from Morrie. not possible to live a day without experiencing Koehl in some form and tense. Usually refers to weed smoked in any form.
"let's do a Koehl."
"Daniel LaRusso fucks Koehl up in Karate Kid."
Koehl by Tricky Fritz January 26, 2006
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when you meet a koehn don’t lose him he’s a nice kind person with a great personality you don’t want to lose a koehn he’ll be your bestest friend and he will love you always
koehn by •anjolie•phuuuu• March 23, 2020

Dirty Koehler 

A blue eyed man with a large penis and a small brain.
Wow, now that looks like a Dirty Koehler
Dirty Koehler by Big Slapper October 3, 2018

aaron koehler

A large male with a substantially smaller penis and brain capacity.
You're a real idiot, your almost an Aaron Koehler
aaron koehler by The define King December 27, 2015
A last name given to people who love to fuck with telemarketers.

Microsoft Word often suggests "kinky."
"Hello Mrs. ... fuck. John how the FUCK do I say this name?! ... Kinky? Ko..enke? .. Konooke...fuck this shit."

It's Koehnke, jackass.
Koehnke by Arethriel April 14, 2009

Koehning 

The act of injuring a co-worker without any consequences.
Matt was koehning Taylor after the meeting, but no one cared.
Koehning by JG88 June 5, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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