Koehnke
A last name given to people who love to fuck with telemarketers.
Microsoft Word often suggests "kinky."
Microsoft Word often suggests "kinky."
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koenkering
A person who befriends their boss then uses personal information gained in the friendship to get their boss fired so they can have that position. A person who is always looking to advance themselves by using personal information to steal a job.
I can't stand Barbra, she is constantly koenkering her friends to get their jobs.
Q: Where is Gary?
A: He is meeting with Barbra's supervisor koenkering his way to the top again.
Q: Why are you packing up your stuff?
A: Lee was at it again, koenkering his way through the ranks by stealing my job
Q: Where is Gary?
A: He is meeting with Barbra's supervisor koenkering his way to the top again.
Q: Why are you packing up your stuff?
A: Lee was at it again, koenkering his way through the ranks by stealing my job
koenkering by Ragnar Yendor June 17, 2013
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Koenker
Koenker is a person who must consume alcohol, usually in large quantities, whenever possible. Koenker also seeks out others like themselves, especially their significant other. The excessive drinking is to try and camoflage their asshole personality and lack of people skills.
Look at that koenker overthere, wasted and acting the asshole again; I wish they wouldn't drink here anymore.
Look at that loud mouth koenker overthere, treating everyone like shit again.
Looks like Koenker finally found a boyfriend that can keep up with her, I bet they get married!
Look at that loud mouth koenker overthere, treating everyone like shit again.
Looks like Koenker finally found a boyfriend that can keep up with her, I bet they get married!
Koenker by Ragnar Yendor August 31, 2013
Koenkeloeren
The correct variation of the dutch word 'koekeloeren'.
Koekeloeren is often used, but as said by the king Leopold the 1st, 'koenkeloeren is toch wel een schoon woord'.
Koekeloeren is often used, but as said by the king Leopold the 1st, 'koenkeloeren is toch wel een schoon woord'.
Meteoorwaarnemer: 'Ik ga eventjes koenkeloeren bij de deepskyers'
Thomas out of nowhere: 'KOEKELOEREN GIJ SPOEFT!!!'
Thomas out of nowhere: 'KOEKELOEREN GIJ SPOEFT!!!'
Koenkeloeren by koenkeloerder September 5, 2022
Koenker
Did you see his face? Looks like he pulled a Kaoenker while trying to do that front flip off the front porch
Koenker by Beau Bokelman September 12, 2003
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