A last name given to people who love to fuck with telemarketers.

Microsoft Word often suggests "kinky."
"Hello Mrs. ... fuck. John how the FUCK do I say this name?! ... Kinky? Ko..enke? .. Konooke...fuck this shit."

It's Koehnke, jackass.
by Arethriel April 14, 2009
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