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the anti truth............a man whos greatest glory is and will always be performing rampantly ridiculous acts.......
a sexual predator......a man who 92.3% of the female population has become moist to ae least once
Beverly wokeup this morning and almost drowned in herself due to a KOCHAV DREAM.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman = Kochav
kochav by donkey February 28, 2005
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kochaine 

Kochaine is a highly addictive substance derived from the rare and toxic Koch parasite, cousin to thefairly common North American Kochroach. Kochaine is harvested from the manure of obscenely wealthy billionaires. Kochaine abuse destroys lives and frequent use leads to erratic, zombie-like behavior, turning addicts into "koch-heads". Side effects may include selective hearing, partial blindness, delusions of grandeur and criminal impulses.
Scott Walker was so high on kochaine he refused to negotiate with democratic senators, forcing Wisconsin to recall his stupid ass. What a koch-head!
kochaine by Mayadidas March 28, 2011
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Kochava (pronounced Ko-Ha-Va) is an Israeli name in Hebrew for females, mostly given to girls born between 1950-1970.
The definition of this name comes from the word "Kochav" (pronounced Ko-Hav), which means "Star" in Hebrew.
Bronia: "Kochava, go do your homework"
Kochava: "Yes mom, right away."
Kochava by Noam December 30, 2008

Kochan-ie-sac 

A cul-de-sac filled with mansions, occupied by none other than the Kochanies. They mow each others lawns when someone goes out of town, and feed each others pets. If you go around back there is a C shaped lazy river that runs through the back yards of each mansion for ease of travel. Their colors are black and yellow, and there is a theme song that plays when you enter the sac...which will remain a secret.
Me: Oh man! I hear there's a ridiculous party going on at the kochan-ie-sac this weekend! Do you want to go with me?

You: Nah man...those Kochanies are reckless.
Kochan-ie-sac by IHaveGirth January 15, 2011

kochanie 

sweetheart, an endearin word
jestes kochanie
kochanie by undone July 8, 2003
A name of turkic origin meaning the ruler of nomads,where "koch" means act of migration and "ar" means the rules or a leader.Koch also meant the place where nomads stayed in ancient times
My name is Kochari.
Kochari by Kochari November 19, 2021
a very sexy man with nice buns
dude, kochanw cakes are lookin' fine
kochan by littleman22 November 13, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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