kochanie 

sweetheart, an endearin word

jestes kochanie

kochanie by undone July 8, 2003

kochaine 

Kochaine is a highly addictive substance derived from the rare and toxic Koch parasite, cousin to thefairly common North American Kochroach. Kochaine is harvested from the manure of obscenely wealthy billionaires. Kochaine abuse destroys lives and frequent use leads to erratic, zombie-like behavior, turning addicts into "koch-heads". Side effects may include selective hearing, partial blindness, delusions of grandeur and criminal impulses.

Scott Walker was so high on kochaine he refused to negotiate with democratic senators, forcing Wisconsin to recall his stupid ass. What a koch-head!

kochaine by Mayadidas March 28, 2011

Kochan-ie-sac 

A cul-de-sac filled with mansions, occupied by none other than the Kochanies. They mow each others lawns when someone goes out of town, and feed each others pets. If you go around back there is a C shaped lazy river that runs through the back yards of each mansion for ease of travel. Their colors are black and yellow, and there is a theme song that plays when you enter the sac...which will remain a secret.

Me: Oh man! I hear there's a ridiculous party going on at the kochan-ie-sac this weekend! Do you want to go with me?

You: Nah man...those Kochanies are reckless.

Kochan-ie-sac by IHaveGirth January 15, 2011

Kochaine 

Is a name of a polish boy or girl. He will make the best dad in the world if he ever becomes one. He’s the most loving person on the earth and can pick up girls from a mile away

Oliver:Hi Kochaine/Dad how much do you love me on a scale from 1/10
Kochaine:A solid 10!

Kochaine by Hunter8358 April 18, 2019