donkey's definitions

what

used as a follow up to any statment which may be perceived as odd by others. commonly used by weirdos to express themselves without others judging them. the use of the word what? shows that they themselves do not know what they are 'on' thus the statement is somewhat justified.

how are you, you little munchbunch? what?
....or envelopes and cheese! what?

by donkey April 13, 2005

kochav

the anti truth............a man whos greatest glory is and will always be performing rampantly ridiculous acts.......
a sexual predator......a man who 92.3% of the female population has become moist to ae least once

Beverly wokeup this morning and almost drowned in herself due to a KOCHAV DREAM.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman = Kochav

by donkey February 28, 2005

the lovers club

An extremely lame forum consisting of people who posted porn and abuse on the Delta Goodrem forum, and then bragged about getting banned from there.

Huhuhuh, I posted porn on Delta's forum and got banned, so I joined the Lover's Club. I'm such a fucking retard.

by Donkey January 18, 2005

faybee

woooooooot faybee rawks!!!!!!!!
yes we all know its true....but i just thort id bring it to every1ns attention

whooooooooaaa....man....faybea rawks

by donkey July 18, 2004

Softshell Crab Sandwich

(Also known as Pocquoson Delight)When a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her pubes are crusted up and resemble a fried softshell crab. In order to get to the honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a softshell crab sandwich. The fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce substitute.

Paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two slices of bread, and made himself a "Softshell Crab Sandwich". Two minutes later he was in.

by Donkey June 16, 2004

frelmet

someone who was born with freckles on the end of their knob

God damn man, youve got a frelmet

by donkey June 6, 2004

Pink Sock

Withdraw so fast (from the back side and often times without lubrication) that what is pulled out looks like a rolled up pink sock. Also known as an inverted starfish.

Dude, the donkey punch didn't knock her out like you said it would; instead she bucked me off so hard that she she gave herself a "pink sock."

by Donkey May 27, 2004