Ciaran: I heard Polly wants to come on our holiday with us, maybe we should tell her about our plans to go on a road trip.
Joe: Nah fuck her, KABDATS y’know
To cuddle in such a way that it mimics a Koala grasping a tree. Usually implemented while lying down, typically with a man on the bottom and a woman "koaddling" on top.
Jennifer decided to ask her boyfriend to lie down for some koaddling.
A hybrid between a koala and a panda, the koanda is native to Asian islands between China and Australia and spends much of its time feeding on the bambalyptus, its favorite food.