knuttel 

A hairy Jewish boy who has no social life and just plays xbox all day with his siblings

That kid is a wierdo, ya he has gotta be a knuttel

knuttel by Thatgorgeousdude January 1, 2014

knittel 

A term used to describe a coarse or rude person, especially with respect to highly technical topics. Nick Burns, your company's comuter guy series of skits on Saturday Night Live perfectly describes someone knittel in nature.

That help desk operator was being a complete knittel...he could have at least been polite in helping me fix my computer.

knittel by William Bowen April 4, 2008

knutteh 

Knutteh (noun): A colloquial term used to describe a male with a small and insignificant penis.

"The girls at the party were disappointed when they found out that the handsome guy they were flirting with turned out to be a knutteh."

knutteh by VIggo0212 April 27, 2023

lapp knutte 

A lapp that rides knutte dick and is a scooter boy

Noel din lapp knutte

lapp knutte by Ugglan bugglan April 15, 2020

knurtel 

round stick with which to beat an old lady when performing the Trondheim Hammer Donce

Dude, I was performing the TRONDHEIN HAMMER DONCE, and I toally ruined this OLD LADY with my KNURTEL. BASH! WALLOP! It was amazing.

knurtel by ValhallaShoes October 16, 2005

knutte 

Knutte is very sexy. When you see him/her you'll be warm inside beacuse he looks so nice. Even If he's really fat everyone want him. Yeah, you heard right he look like s ball with arms and feets. But, his heart is like a chicken nugget. Small but so tasty everyone like chicken nuggets and everyone likes knutte.

"Oh man he/she look so knutte."

knutte by Knutte December 13, 2016

knutte 

Knutte is a sexy man/girl. When you see knutte you just feel how warm you be inside and you just want to hug knutte beacuse all of his fat. You heard right he look a ball with arms and feets . But, his inside is wonderfull, everyone want to be Knuttes boyfriend/girlfriend.

"who is that, He/she looks like knutte?"

knutte by Knutte December 13, 2016