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A hairy Jewish boy who has no social life and just plays xbox all day with his siblings
That kid is a wierdo, ya he has gotta be a knuttel
knuttel by Thatgorgeousdude January 1, 2014
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A term used to describe a coarse or rude person, especially with respect to highly technical topics. Nick Burns, your company's comuter guy series of skits on Saturday Night Live perfectly describes someone knittel in nature.

That help desk operator was being a complete knittel...he could have at least been polite in helping me fix my computer.
knittel by William Bowen April 4, 2008
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Knutteh (noun): A colloquial term used to describe a male with a small and insignificant penis.
"The girls at the party were disappointed when they found out that the handsome guy they were flirting with turned out to be a knutteh."
knutteh by VIggo0212 April 27, 2023

lapp knutte 

A lapp that rides knutte dick and is a scooter boy
lapp knutte by Ugglan bugglan April 15, 2020
round stick with which to beat an old lady when performing the Trondheim Hammer Donce
Dude, I was performing the TRONDHEIN HAMMER DONCE, and I toally ruined this OLD LADY with my KNURTEL. BASH! WALLOP! It was amazing.
knurtel by ValhallaShoes October 16, 2005
Knutte is a sexy man/girl. When you see knutte you just feel how warm you be inside and you just want to hug knutte beacuse all of his fat. You heard right he look a ball with arms and feets . But, his inside is wonderfull, everyone want to be Knuttes boyfriend/girlfriend.
"who is that, He/she looks like knutte?"
knutte by Knutte December 13, 2016
Knutte is very sexy. When you see him/her you'll be warm inside beacuse he looks so nice. Even If he's really fat everyone want him. Yeah, you heard right he look like s ball with arms and feets. But, his heart is like a chicken nugget. Small but so tasty everyone like chicken nuggets and everyone likes knutte.
"Oh man he/she look so knutte."
knutte by Knutte December 13, 2016
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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