knutzon

1. perfect; sexy; smart; cool
2. a woman of the perfect mold
3. a wonderwall

That girl is definitely a knutzon.

by Philly love May 24, 2006

Samuel Knutton

Verb
1. To pull a Samuel Knutton is to theoretically cause all women within a 100-yard radius to instantly orgasm.

Noun
1. The sexiest man alive
2. A person with the nicest most dripping wet legs in the universe, they make you want to go all doggo and hump that shit and impregnate his legs. (I let my girlfriend write this one)

Verb
1. Holy crap! Did you see Gavin just pull a Samuel Knutton!

Noun
1. That guy is such a Samuel Knutton
2. I don't even want to make an example for this one.

by KellKvothe January 29, 2019

Pulling a Knutson

To Pull a Knutson you must hang out and do stuff to a women for more than an hour's time, but in return your woman does nothing to you, causing SEVERE "Blue Balls" and going home later that night to angrily masterbate with the lights off, your dog, and a jar of peanut butter.

Dear Christ, Nova gave me such blue balls that I ended up pulling a Knutson. My dog, Chex, was not to pleased.

by Chaseaferd September 12, 2010

knutson

adjective best used for something really far-out and fucked up

Dude, I ate the roadkill's cerebellum that's splattered on the sidewalk

oh my god that's so knutson!

by KnutsonTorkel June 25, 2017

knutson

male placing hand down pants conjuring ball sweat onto finger tips, then giving an unsuspecting victim a wet-willy-like surprise

I just gave Jenn a knutson after we did it, Classic!

by Cecil Jones February 11, 2010