knuckle-dick

Someone who gets cockpunched all the time.

He walks funny because he is a knuckle-dick.

by Monkey D November 16, 2003

Knuckle dick

A penis that has "popped" or made a popping sound similar to knuckles popping after being thrusted in too hard, resulting in a bent penis and pain

Dude the other night I was with my girl and went too hard and got a knuckle dick.

by Dr. F the mad scientist December 22, 2015

Knuckle Dick

Someone being a complete dumb ass. Not brite. Says repeated dumb remarks.

Dude why did Bob stick his dick in the fuel tank? Hes a complete knuckle dick.

by rail-a-bitch February 8, 2009

dick knuckle

Similar to penis wrinkle, it is a term used to describe a useless person. Think about it, how useful would it be for a dick to have a knuckle?

Jimmy - "I ate the rest of your chicken."
Buddy - "What a dick knuckle."

by Stumpie September 20, 2005

dick knuckling

1. The use of the knuckles during masturbation

2. A tactic used for catching trout

1. I caught joseph dick knuckling in the cafeteria at school last week.

2. I caught a 6 pound trout over the weekend while dick knuckling.

by ole dick knuckler April 29, 2010

Dick Knuckles

When a well endowed man wraps his long flaccid penis around his fist and punches his significant other with it.

Yo Tyrone totally dick knuckled Shaniqua last night. All Hail the DICK KNUCKLES

by Thug Nasty 187 November 9, 2013

Dick Knuckle

Dick Knuckle is when during an erection your penis is bent too far back or forwards and makes a loud pop.

Roxxy was riding my fat cock and leaned too far forward and I got a serious dick knuckle, OUCH!

While masturbating I decided to press down on my penis and I totally gave myself a dick knuckle!

by Burks August 10, 2009