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Kouchie
From the Mighty Diamonds song "Pass the kouchie on the left hand side, How does it feel when you got no herb?"
Kouchie by Cloudsurfer January 16, 2010
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knouchies • knuckies • Kouchie • Knoochie • Knouche • knocky • Knob cheese • Knob Cheese Toasty • KOCHIE SLOSHY • Koochie sweater
knobcheese
there was a young mouse called keith,
who bit a mans knob with his teeth,
it wasnt for leisure,
or sexual pleasure,
but to get to the cheese beneath
who bit a mans knob with his teeth,
it wasnt for leisure,
or sexual pleasure,
but to get to the cheese beneath
chris is a knobcheese
knobcheese by chris wheal April 23, 2004
Knobcheese
The actual name is 'smegma' found behind the foreskin, it usually smells and is fairly stringy and usually yellow in colour
Yjan pulled back his foreskin, only to reveal to his boyfriend matt,that he had a tonne of knobcheese
Knobcheese by Star + Glitter April 15, 2005
Kouchie
Kouchie by Willis Yeates July 27, 2005
Knouche
Ben: What the fuck is wrong with Jacek?
Tom: Dude you shouldn't be surprised - he's a tremendous knouche after all.
Tom: Dude you shouldn't be surprised - he's a tremendous knouche after all.
Knouche by ToMash Problem? December 15, 2016
knobcheese
(also bell end brie, helmetdale)
the smelly dirty shit found under the foreskin of tramps and other scum
the smelly dirty shit found under the foreskin of tramps and other scum
knobcheese by Anonymous September 23, 2003
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