knobrot
knobrot by CabbageClock August 24, 2003
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Knobrot
1.The stuff you get when you don't wash your dick...usually characterised by some bad fish stank and cheese/gangrene discolouration...
2.yeh, you can called people it too
2.yeh, you can called people it too
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galloping knobrot
i was on the case last night, banged her so many times i woke up with the worst case of galloping knobrot
galloping knobrot by cunning linguist October 20, 2003
galloping knob rot
An amusing slang term for any of a number of venereal diseases. While the word is most commonly used in reference to gonorrhea and chlamydia, it can describe any STD other than HIV/AIDS. Also known as knob rot and crotch rot. Extreme cases may be classified as Rampant Galloping Cock Rot.
galloping knob rot by Blackwolf Morrow August 21, 2005
knob rot
a disabilitating disease inflicted upon a mans purple headed warrior, often carried by ugly fat tarts, and transmitted during sexual acts.
Warning alcohol can make tarts look attractive.
Warning alcohol can make tarts look attractive.
knob rot
The disease responsible for any man needing to become circumcised in adulthood instead of as a baby. Other medical reasons will be cited, but those are obviously all lies employed to cover the embarrassing truth.
Knob rot can be avoided by careful daily cleansing and keeping things safe during sex.
Knob rot can be avoided by careful daily cleansing and keeping things safe during sex.
First guy: I was circumcised at 22 because my foreskin wouldn't retract properly.
Second guy: A likely story. Admit it - you had knob rot!
Third guy: Three words, dude - soap. And. Water. Keep it clean next time!
Second guy: A likely story. Admit it - you had knob rot!
Third guy: Three words, dude - soap. And. Water. Keep it clean next time!
knob rot by Jennan_the_Mad February 8, 2008
knob rot
knob rot by Kristie_and_Natty August 31, 2006
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