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A school mixed with emos, smart kids, jocks, and vape gods. Mainly known for our teachers going on strike because they don’t think they get paid enough. Also we are known for OUR VOLLEYBALL TEAM WINNING STATES IN 2017!! WOO 24-0!! Our student section was ranked 11th out of the WPIAL season. WOO. Knoch is a crazy fun and cheap school, but we sure know how to have a lit time.
Dude I wish I went to Knoch. It seems so much fun!
Knoch by ~~~~vshhhhhhhhhh November 27, 2017
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knoah • knoahknows • knobhead • Knoa • Koah • Knoch • kanoah • Knosh • konah • KonaHolic

Knobhound 

She's a right knobhound - she can sniff out cock anywhere.
Knobhound by Shagnasty1947 June 23, 2011

Knah'omo 

A Hawaiian word used to describe a short, sensitive male with a speech impediment.
Jason can't pronounce his r's, but dont make fun of him for it, he's a knah'omo
Knah'omo by Fyrefight March 27, 2019

knobhead 

Used to refer to or insult a foolish person.

See also: dickhead
"He's such a knobhead."

"You absolute knobhead."
knobhead by Kelly December 22, 2004
2018-2019

School filled with athletes, smart kids, back stabbing thots, vape lords, and epic gamers. Still mostly known for our strikes and okayish sports. Everyone has a VSCO and everyone secretly hates each other. Nobody ever pays attention during class and plays Imessage games. Everything on the Chromebooks are blocked because they suck ass. Every cute relationship ends very suddenly. Our sports are going to go down very suddenly once the seniors and juniors leave. lol.
homie, i wish i went to knoch even though the school gets worse and worse every year
Knoch by ~~~~vshhhhhhhhhh November 20, 2018

knowhatamean 

A run together word meaning "do you know what I mean"

knowhatamean?
I really hate waiting,

knowhatamean?
knowhatamean by SouthernSlang August 4, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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