knifu

penis

Person 1: want to blow my knifu?
Person 2: sure!

knifu by waifucfacga February 1, 2021

Knifu

An amazing, smart and cool discord head admin

p1: ayo name a good discord head admin
p2:knifu.

Knifu by someone on the internet hahha September 4, 2021

knifu

the hottest man alive.

person 1: damn knifu is hot
person 2: ikr

knifu by s4lvis September 4, 2021

knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing

A sport of good aim, usually thrown at a tree or fence. Fun & it takes Skill to do this.

I'm pretty good at knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing, I get 8 out of 10 spot on!

knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Bolsonaro knife

Someone tried to assassinate Bolsonaro, but they were not successful because they used a too-short knife. So when you want to get rid of a disgusting fascist dictator, you need a Bolsonaro knife at least 10 inches long.

Don't take a chance your knife won't do the job - you need a Bolsonaro knife!

Bolsonaro knife by Tiberius Gracchus November 5, 2022

Knife Monopoly 

Knife monopoly is simple, and it makes sense since you are likely to get stabbed in the back in business anyway. You play regular monopoly, but every time you buy a house you balance a steak knife on the edge of a shelf that is suspended above you. When someone lands on that property, prior to paying you, they get the option to jump up and down on the ground to possibly shake a knife loose. They have to pay double rent for this option. If you get stabbed in the back by a knife, then you lose that property and the houses on that set of properties are cleared from the board. The knives associated with those properties are also removed from the shelf. If you put a hotel down, then you have to balance a large kitchen knife on the business shelf. If you get stabbed by that knife, you lose a single hotel. If you die from that knife, then you lose 2 hotels.

Eccentric Millionaire: I've trapped you on this island because I crave the deadliest sport...
You (nodding): Knife monopoly it is then.

Knife Monopoly by Better526 April 15, 2020

go trip over a knife

a way of telling someone to kill themselves

alright dude, go trip over a knife

go trip over a knife by bitchmas.tree October 5, 2017