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The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential
No honey, I don't want to tonight, I'm tired from watching Oprah. Why don't you just go masturbate?

That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.

Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.
by jeffro February 25, 2003

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The drive and motivation in the male population.
Hi, I'm a guy and I have motivation and drive because of my penis.
Jeez, he's president of his company and making $110,000 a year? He must have sooome penis.
Wow, check out the penis on that guy.
by jeffro February 25, 2003

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(n.) Similar to an "attention whore", but a social climber is anyone that becomes friends with someone else if they have something that they want, which we all know involves people. They become 'friends' with people who "know people". In turn, they become (or attempt to become) 'friends' with that first person's more "popular" friends, leaving the first person behind. Repeats this cycle to "get to the top", in their own mind, until they realize they are shallow and unable to like people for who they really are. Inevitably, they will be forced to "mature" beyond this. This usually pertains to girls more so than guys.
Cat becomes friends with Nate. Cat is very nice to Nate because Nate's friends all throw good parties. Cat plays on Nate's (painfully obvious) attraction/interest in Cat to get her and several of her friends rides/free alcohol at Nate's friends' parties. Cat meets some other people who know about parties and social things through Nate's party, and eventually doesn't see any more USE for him. Cat is a social climber, because to her, friendship is just a game and other people's feelings don't matter, because she doesn't feel them.
by Jeffro November 08, 2007

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A large midwestern city including Kansas City Missouri, Kansas City Kansas, and the suberbs surrounding it. It's very spread out and is a pretty average place to live.
Tech N9ne is from Kansas City, MO. Although he isn't from the East or West coast, he rocks.
by jeFFro May 20, 2005

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Arsehole; anus; poop chute; where thy loafs become pinched
The place where excretement is expelled from the body in a glorius flexing of thy muscles producing a satisfying, yet drained feeling.
Also, the entrance for thy penis in homosexual males or in kinky girlies. The latter being the preferred.
I felt weird in my stomach, and then, all of a sudden, a bunch of brown spongy stuff shot out of my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.

I bent over and next thing ya know there was a penis entering my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.

Oops, sorry baby, I didn't mean to slip it in your rectum.
by jeffro February 25, 2003

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To diss, demoralize, put down, etc.

shit-ted on
shit-ting on
(to) shit on
50 Cent straight shitted on Ja Rule in his freestyle tape.
by jeFFro May 25, 2005

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money, cash, paper, dough, etc.
After working for Sportsman's Warehouse full-time during the summer, he made mad skrilla.
by jeFFro April 08, 2004

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