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a shift of LMFAO
often referred to as a pokemon
A.D: KNFAI
L.M: POKE-BALL POWERS!

---another convo-------

A.D: KNFAI
J.R: What?
A.d: sorry *LMFAO
KNFAI by magicalhippie April 23, 2007
Words you can keep
When something makes you laugh so much words cant describe it, you're left with "KNFAI", the jumbled jargon.

Mostly typed while on the computer, though it can be used in rl.
You hear or see something so ludicrous you can barely hold it in.. you would KNFAI..
KNFAI by Gray Borgia April 23, 2004
Related Words
KNFAI knai knaifu kafai Kafair kfairy Knafi Knaigativitis Knaijh Knailen
a sudden, hysterical outburst of laughter; uncontrolled. usually followed by assorted jibberish. almost always expressed through text. usually a misspelling of lmfao.

read: lmmfao, lmfao, lmao, etc.
me: <insert joke>

.....

you: KNFAI
knfai by vege May 3, 2004
kuh·nah·fee Pronunciation kuh·nah·fee

This is a term used in frantic excitement, a high quaility version of the term LMFAO. There is nothing higher than this term when it comes to online laughing.
Your key strokes are always one key left because you're having an orgasm of laughter. This is how KNAFI is born.
You'll know you said something that's funny when someone uses this term.

Also this is a very common lebaneses cheese pastry.
1 lb phyllo dough
1/2 lb butter, melted
2 lbs ricotta cheese
1/2 cup pine nuts
3 cups sugar
1 teaspoon lemon juice (fresh).
Destin: like the stay puff marshmellow man
Philip: knafi!
Philip: lmfao*

"The kids are getting off at three, maybe I'll make a knafi desert."
Knafi by Hmmsphil December 24, 2008
1. A blatant typo, during the execution of "lmao" the fingers are set upon the incorrect keys, in fact, one too many to the left, on the right hand. This results in "knai"
hahah... that's funny! knai!... lmao*
knai by Matthew July 26, 2003
A God amongst men, intelligent, one of a kind and the most interesting man to ever walk planet earth. (There is only one man who possesses this name)
Knailen marches miles slaying dragons and defeating army’s across the world. Knailen can kill a man just by simply looking them in the eyes.
Knailen by Conductor October 26, 2022
The act of no reaction, regarding orders given to you.

Doing Nothing

Understanding what the noun quake means
Bro, stop acting so knaish or nothing will get done!
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