any woman who heads to a party as an anonymous onlooker, drinks five or more cups of jungle juice, and possibly walks back to a boy's room with him; may or may not want sex regardless of said actions
"I got to bang Melissa last night after her 5th cup of jungle juice."
"Dude high five! She's such a kneppie."
"Hey man, it's 9:30 on a Friday night. Time to go sit outside and watch the kneppies gather for frat parties."
"Some hot kneppie came back to my room last night. I wanted to do her, but I was afraid to because she was so incoherent and unable to give consent and it might have been considered rape."
excessively overachieving, driven by a manly need to be badass, intense, hardcore, and better than everybody else
My professor told me I could turn the paper in late, but a gigantic, disgustingly manly, horrendously kneppish part of me wants to finish it on time anyways.
getting a girl extremely drunk on wolfschmidt and sushi.then proceeding to take them to ur upstairs room covered in chew bottles and rubbing them as they sleep.
Flint knapping is when two guys put pieces of flint rock between their buttcheeks and moon land each other. The friction generates a spark which tickles their anus hole and gives the Flint knappers extreme pleasure.
Bobby and the boys are planning a flint knapping event for the club competition this weekend.
verb: a technique commonly used by college students involving the taking of bagels from the dorm cafeteria with the sole purpose of saving as snacks for later. The most common form of bagel-knapping involves stuffing as many bagels as possible into your sweatshirt.
"Shit, dude, I'm so hungry, but we're out of snacks."
"Well, get your sweatshirt on. Let's gobagel-knapping."
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.