kneebender

Oral sex; a blow job, a hummer.

I wanted to have sex with Emma but was content with a quick kneebender in the bushes.

kneebender by zardoz88 December 13, 2009

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Kneeundersuck

A nice synonym for "to flatter". Use it every time you feel someone is flattering someone else in order to get what they want.

I had to kneeundersuck my boss off a salary increase, it's something I'm not proud of. (I got the salary increasey by fawning my boss)

Kneeundersuck by musicishigh November 7, 2016

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kneebender • Kneeundersuck • Ivan the ketbender

Ivan the ketbender

Iced bloke who can take ketshots like no other. While others get slayed after 5 shots of ket, Ivan the ketbender will praise the almighty by taking 10 at a time. Fueled by ketamine, he will instantly bend ket like no other after his session.

"Oh shit, Ivan the ketbender just took 50 shots of ket and started bending that shit."

"For real, I got fucked up after like 5 shots of that junk bruh."

Ivan the ketbender by Geronimo the ketbender July 12, 2020

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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