kneebender

Oral sex; a blow job, a hummer.

I wanted to have sex with Emma but was content with a quick kneebender in the bushes.

by zardoz88 December 13, 2009

Kneeundersuck

A nice synonym for "to flatter". Use it every time you feel someone is flattering someone else in order to get what they want.

I had to kneeundersuck my boss off a salary increase, it's something I'm not proud of. (I got the salary increasey by fawning my boss)

by musicishigh November 7, 2016

Ivan the ketbender

Iced bloke who can take ketshots like no other. While others get slayed after 5 shots of ket, Ivan the ketbender will praise the almighty by taking 10 at a time. Fueled by ketamine, he will instantly bend ket like no other after his session.

"Oh shit, Ivan the ketbender just took 50 shots of ket and started bending that shit."

"For real, I got fucked up after like 5 shots of that junk bruh."

by Geronimo the ketbender July 12, 2020