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person 1: ay I've got a kneef crawling across the floor here
kneef by EE-man April 27, 2020
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"look that kneef over there"
kneef by salsatoilet April 27, 2020
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some help! there is a kneef in my bathroom.
kneef by Deepsyuhboi April 30, 2020
little gross little guy

Word from CallMeCarson
Person 1: That dude is a kneef.
Person 2: Yeah, he is.
Kneef by ...E...1 May 6, 2020
a kneef is much worse then a soogie. If you met a kneef, search for the soogie. soogies are so much fun
don't be kneef, be soogie
Kneef by galle July 29, 2012
When you stab someone with your foot
Gimme' Your lunch money or I'll kneef you in the face
Kneef by Gloofalo September 11, 2020

mrs. kneebone

She was having her period; so i decided to Mrs. Kneebone her instead...
mrs. kneebone by Dr. Wormy March 5, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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