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To press someone's muscles hard during massage, so hard that the person moans of pleasure.
Will you knead my aching muscles for me? Oh my god that feels so good!
knead by Sexygirl004 August 11, 2014
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to press and fold a substance (typically dough) with your hands until it's fully mixed together.
"Step 6 of this beignet recipe says to knead the dough."
knead by pseudoudouuu September 8, 2026

Knead One Out 

Knead One Out; noun. - Wank. The action where-bye an individual places his cod piece in palm for a solid workover or 'Kneading'.
Mr Evans stood carefree in the breeze to knead One Out
Knead One Out by Lachlan J December 9, 2008

knead my dough 

It's the act of giving a man a blow job whilst he is wearing nothing but a loaf of bread and a shirt.
Boy 1: Dude I let her knead my dough last week!
Boy 2: Bro you're lucky
knead my dough by PotatoKiller21 November 8, 2015

knead the dough 

sophie loves to knead the dough while her husband is in work, this is usually done by the gardener.
knead the dough by Chris Shelidz April 12, 2010

knead my bread 

When she's about to give you head and know you have to fart. It is the precursor to a duch-oven. knead my bread
She was in the oven "kneading my bread(dick) be like hey , you're about to be in the dutch-oven. knead my bread
knead my bread by Nicholas Duda December 15, 2015

Knead the dough 

A person who exchanges favors, (preferably sexual), for money, desperately or 'religiously'.
"Hey what are you doing today?"
"Oh, I'm probably just gonna knead the dough, I got my phone bill coming up."
Knead the dough by Dylan Bagginz. January 1, 2022
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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