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to press and fold a substance (typically dough) with your hands until it's fully mixed together.
"Step 6 of this beignet recipe says to knead the dough."
knead by pseudoudouuu September 8, 2026

Knead One Out 

Knead One Out; noun. - Wank. The action where-bye an individual places his cod piece in palm for a solid workover or 'Kneading'.
Mr Evans stood carefree in the breeze to knead One Out
Knead One Out by Lachlan J December 9, 2008

knead my dough 

It's the act of giving a man a blow job whilst he is wearing nothing but a loaf of bread and a shirt.
Boy 1: Dude I let her knead my dough last week!
Boy 2: Bro you're lucky
knead my dough by PotatoKiller21 November 8, 2015

knead the dough 

double fist anal penetration
sophie loves to knead the dough while her husband is in work, this is usually done by the gardener.
knead the dough by Chris Shelidz April 12, 2010

knead my bread 

When she's about to give you head and know you have to fart. It is the precursor to a duch-oven. knead my bread
She was in the oven "kneading my bread(dick) be like hey , you're about to be in the dutch-oven. knead my bread
knead my bread by Nicholas Duda December 15, 2015

Knead the dough 

A person who exchanges favors, (preferably sexual), for money, desperately or 'religiously'.
"Hey what are you doing today?"
"Oh, I'm probably just gonna knead the dough, I got my phone bill coming up."
Knead the dough by Dylan Bagginz. January 1, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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