kmilo

the sweetest boy in the world, he’s very smart and thoughtful. He loves to jerk off and he’s the shit

-Hey have you seen kmilo?
-No, why? He’s probably jerking off

by drroggo November 28, 2022

kilomo

some dumbass your dates your dad a taunts your mom with nudes

kilomo where are you

by Bonehead5000 February 5, 2020

what the fuck is a kilometer

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (GUNSHOTS) (EAGLE CRIES)

"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER"
"I DONT KNOW"

by cyassiiherselflol September 28, 2021

kilometre

Often misspelt as kilometer.

The kilometre (SI symbol: km) is a unit of length in the metric system, equal to 1000 metres (kilo: being the SI prefix for 1000). It is now the measurement unit used, officially, for expressing distances between geographical places on land, in most of the world.

John was given a speeding ticket last night; according to the police officer, he was travelling 60 kilometres per hour or km/h, over the speed limit.

The Tagus Bridge in Lisbon, Portugal has a central span of 1.013 kilometres or km.

by Roger Miles January 23, 2014

Kilode

A word originating from the Yoruba tribe in Nigeria used largely as a Nigerian word(or slang) meaning, "What is it?" or "What is the matter?"

Pronounced (ki-low-day)

Why are you crying? Kilode?

by Darnmey May 30, 2011

Kilode

A word in Yoruba which means "why" or "what is it". Often used if your Nigerian mom is annoyed at you.

I called my mom 9 times to ask if she could make plantain and puff puff so on the 9th time, she asked "KILODEEEEEEEEEE AH?". I then decided at that point that I should hang up because she might get the belt.

by nigerianboifromchicago April 24, 2019

kiloderp

The Standard International unit for stupidity.

When a derpometer is at hand:

*Man attempts to peel banana with rusty hacksaw*
Intellectual: "My God... I'm reading 16 kiloderps!"

by Dr. Herp Derpington October 11, 2010