klouda

A person with 20% brain damage, normally caused from being dropped on his head at birth or being anally born.

A klouda gave a speech at my friends 21st the other day, it was shit

by johnnyboy5556666 August 30, 2010

Klonopin kloud

The pleasant cloud of apathy one might find oneself floating upon were one to ingest a decent amount of clonazepam (Klonopin).

I took double my prescribed Klonopin this morning and now I'm floating on a Klonopin kloud.

by Egodeath February 25, 2009

Klaudas Day

Klaudas Day is a day celebrated on the 18th of October every year which commemorates and celebrates anyone named Klaudas. This can include buying Lithuanian goods and gifting them to people named Klaudas, as well as tending to call many things seen on the day as Soviet. Cards with pictures of Lithuania, (including the Curonian Spit) are also handed to anyone named Klaudas with a positive message written neatly inside. Klaudas Day also has a remembrance day on the 6th of November each year, where friends gather together and reminisce the beautiful and happy times shared on the Klaudas Day of the previous month (as this is the OG Klaudas’ birthday). This event was started when Joe and John graffitied the whiteboard and door in W10.

(Joe is an individual that orders plain at Nandos and cannot finish the meal due to it being too spicy)

Yoooo! It’s the 18th of October! You know what that means! It’s finally Klaudas Day!

Joe - Whats your favourite time of year? I like Easter a lot tbh but my favourite time of year has to be Christmas.
Vladimir - Are you serious!? My favourite time of year is Klaudas Day! I wait all year just to celebrate it!

- Things that are appropriate to say on Klaudas Day -

“Bro did you see that old school build?? There was some Soviet window tiles round the back where we did our Shelving Practical.”
“Literally look at these yellow bathroom tiles these must date back to 1917”

by KlaudasDayLover69 March 6, 2021

Kloud

Personal paradise non-locatable by anyone but yourself unless you allow it.

Yeah, my Ninja, I stay on my Kloud.

by Lando Kloud December 3, 2021

KLOUD 5

Being swagga5, or being in another world from other individuals.

Swagg is in his own world, he is on kloud 5..

by SWAGGA5 November 10, 2019

Kloda

It can describe anything that is not righteous, or can describe something that isnt righeous.

(V.) Im going to take a massive Kloda
(N.) If this carries on any longer im going to have a kloda
(Adj.) You're such a fucking kloda when you wear that shit

by Bigdixxx February 6, 2007

kloudao

description of the alpha male usually in the homosexual form of human being

hot as kloudao

by remedy4memory December 29, 2017