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A person with 20% brain damage, normally caused from being dropped on his head at birth or being anally born.
A klouda gave a speech at my friends 21st the other day, it was shit
klouda by johnnyboy5556666 August 30, 2010
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Klonopin kloud 

The pleasant cloud of apathy one might find oneself floating upon were one to ingest a decent amount of clonazepam (Klonopin).
I took double my prescribed Klonopin this morning and now I'm floating on a Klonopin kloud.
Klonopin kloud by Egodeath February 25, 2009
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Klaudas Day 

Klaudas Day is a day celebrated on the 18th of October every year which commemorates and celebrates anyone named Klaudas. This can include buying Lithuanian goods and gifting them to people named Klaudas, as well as tending to call many things seen on the day as Soviet. Cards with pictures of Lithuania, (including the Curonian Spit) are also handed to anyone named Klaudas with a positive message written neatly inside. Klaudas Day also has a remembrance day on the 6th of November each year, where friends gather together and reminisce the beautiful and happy times shared on the Klaudas Day of the previous month (as this is the OG Klaudas’ birthday). This event was started when Joe and John graffitied the whiteboard and door in W10.

(Joe is an individual that orders plain at Nandos and cannot finish the meal due to it being too spicy)
Yoooo! It’s the 18th of October! You know what that means! It’s finally Klaudas Day!

Joe - Whats your favourite time of year? I like Easter a lot tbh but my favourite time of year has to be Christmas.
Vladimir - Are you serious!? My favourite time of year is Klaudas Day! I wait all year just to celebrate it!

- Things that are appropriate to say on Klaudas Day -

“Bro did you see that old school build?? There was some Soviet window tiles round the back where we did our Shelving Practical.”
“Literally look at these yellow bathroom tiles these must date back to 1917”
Personal paradise non-locatable by anyone but yourself unless you allow it.
Yeah, my Ninja, I stay on my Kloud.
Kloud by Lando Kloud December 3, 2021
Being swagga5, or being in another world from other individuals.
Swagg is in his own world, he is on kloud 5..
KLOUD 5 by SWAGGA5 November 10, 2019
It can describe anything that is not righteous, or can describe something that isnt righeous.
(V.) Im going to take a massive Kloda
(N.) If this carries on any longer im going to have a kloda
(Adj.) You're such a fucking kloda when you wear that shit
Kloda by Bigdixxx February 6, 2007
description of the alpha male usually in the homosexual form of human being
hot as kloudao
kloudao by remedy4memory December 29, 2017
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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