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One of the best people to be around. She is extremely smart and an amazing logical thinker. They are manly brunettes with brown eyes. She loves to read and is a marvellous artist, yet she still loves to hang with her friends. People may think that she is quiet but her true friends know that she is super talkative and you should NEVER mess with her. If you do then you will regret it immensely. Clearly they are great person because she is one of the best friends you could ever have.
wow that girl is good at art she must be a kleida.
kleida by Lady Rae March 15, 2015
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kloida • Klaidas • klodian • Klodiana • kleida • Kloda • Klodia • Kloid • klouda • kloudao
She has a beautiful personality and a pure Heart. Nobody can reach her level, because she's better than everyone else. When you have a klodiana in your life, you have achieved everything in lif
Klodiana i love youuuu
Klodiana by Dudimudi January 12, 2018
Klaidas is handsome,dreamy,gorgeous,any girl he gets with he treats them with loyalty,respect,kindness,he also has a big dick and probably a lot of money
Girl1:who is that girl hanging out with?
Girl2:I think she is hanging out with a klaidas
Klaidas by Toogoodforugirl3628 July 22, 2019
It can describe anything that is not righteous, or can describe something that isnt righeous.
(V.) Im going to take a massive Kloda
(N.) If this carries on any longer im going to have a kloda
(Adj.) You're such a fucking kloda when you wear that shit
Kloda by Bigdixxx February 6, 2007
description of the alpha male usually in the homosexual form of human being
hot as kloudao
kloudao by remedy4memory December 29, 2017
baddest bitch out there, shes spicy, hot and classy. She only dates hot men with accents, she has big boobs and uses them to her advantage.
who's hot? Klodia!
Klodia by squadaddle44 March 30, 2021
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