Definitions by potato-lord-69420

tom jones

very famous singer originating from the popular comic series of team fortress 2. later, a phoney would go on to impersonate him in the real world. hey may or may not be scouts dad.

his life began by being born, where he later wrote his hit song: sex bomb. after writing it, however, he needed a house, so he got a roommate with merasmus, the great and powerful sorcerer (after being born only 12 seconds ago) when soilder broke his neck to get back at merasmus, and to entertain the group of elderly women he took. when he went to heaven, he went to take a shower, and was killed again by an angel so scout didnt see he died. no one knows what happened next

i dont really know how to fit tom jones into a sentence

tom jones by potato-lord-69420 October 28, 2021

Klepper

german last name that kinda means boat maker or somthin idk i dont speak pretzel

oh znap, we need ze boats to win achgainst ze enemyschtinez.

klepper: ja ja holden mine braughtwurst

Klepper by potato-lord-69420 October 28, 2021

tf2

the ultimate and classic videogame: team fortress 2. better than overwatch, full of bots, and doesn't get any more updates.

idiot: boy, I sure can't wait to play some overwatch
chad: bro don't be stupid, go play some tf2

tf2 by potato-lord-69420 June 27, 2021

big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers

honestly, I don't even know what to type here. ill probably just put something from meet the engineer, but I give up on trying to understand this god-forsaken universe. so in conclusion, if you hear some weeb say this, the answer is to use a gun, and if that don't work... use the gun on yourself.

oh man, that killer vampire woman sure does have some big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers, i wanna shit on her chest.

big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers by potato-lord-69420 April 15, 2021