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Klepentomaniac 

Someone who has irrestible urges to take writing implements. Klepentomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being "pen thieves" when they can't help what they're doing because they are attracted to the ownership of the perfect pen.
That woman is a Klepentomaniac.
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kleptonesia 

(n.) condition characterized by forgetting the source of a stolen idea
His paper borrowed heavily from classical and contemporary sources, but his kleptonesia prevented him from giving credit where it was due.
kleptonesia by futuretense June 16, 2009

Kleptonomy 

Kleptonomy is a system of capitalism where the rich steal from the middle class and the poor and call this a good thing. To achieve kleptonomy, taxes are cut and social programs eliminated. Also, a kleptocracy is firmly established with the rich, to whom being rich requires any means necessary to amass additional wealth. Enough is never enough.

Similar to Kleptocracy, which is a government or state in which those in power exploit national resources and steal; rule by a thief or thieves. (Dictionary.com Unabridged
Based on the Random House Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2011. )
Our governor is espousing a kleptonomy by taxing the pensions of state retirees in order to balance the state budget, decreasing money for education and the poor, and providing tax cuts for the rich.
Kleptonomy by Mamageek March 21, 2011

Kleptonecropyrozoophilia 

A preference for having sex with stolen, burning animal corpses.
"Dude, tell me you didn't sleep with Britney Spears. She's a kleptonecropyrozoophiliac, you know."
Kleptonecropyrozoophilia by Kaskad December 14, 2008
A totally awesome person, often times with piercing eyes that see through the soul. Very intelligent, can use it to his advantage and do a lot of good or to his disadvantage and create destruction. He wears sex appeal on his sleeve and is irresistible. Not for the faint of hearts!!!
Girl1: Look at that guy over there.

Girl2: OMG girl, that's Kleon. He doesn't go for sluts like you though.
Girl1: :(
kleon by Minotavros June 11, 2014

kleonk keonk 

A beautiful phrase somebody would use to express their boredom in boring and/or random situations. You must shriek this phrase in a high-pitched voice when bored/feeling random.
"This is such a stupid game."
"KLEONK KEONK!"
"I agree!"
kleonk keonk by Bryan N. December 5, 2007