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Klepto Lab′s Enhanced Prototype of NeuroRobot, a very advance robots made by one of Klepto Lab′s hakase named Aaron
He is KLEPON gen 5 codename ″Echo″
klepon by p_echo August 19, 2021
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Klepentomaniac 

Someone who has irrestible urges to take writing implements. Klepentomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being "pen thieves" when they can't help what they're doing because they are attracted to the ownership of the perfect pen.
That woman is a Klepentomaniac.
Klepentomaniac by Robbo_HarveySpectre September 8, 2019
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kleptonesia 

(n.) condition characterized by forgetting the source of a stolen idea
His paper borrowed heavily from classical and contemporary sources, but his kleptonesia prevented him from giving credit where it was due.
kleptonesia by futuretense June 16, 2009

Kleptonomy 

Kleptonomy is a system of capitalism where the rich steal from the middle class and the poor and call this a good thing. To achieve kleptonomy, taxes are cut and social programs eliminated. Also, a kleptocracy is firmly established with the rich, to whom being rich requires any means necessary to amass additional wealth. Enough is never enough.

Similar to Kleptocracy, which is a government or state in which those in power exploit national resources and steal; rule by a thief or thieves. (Dictionary.com Unabridged
Based on the Random House Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2011. )
Our governor is espousing a kleptonomy by taxing the pensions of state retirees in order to balance the state budget, decreasing money for education and the poor, and providing tax cuts for the rich.
Kleptonomy by Mamageek March 21, 2011

Kleptonecropyrozoophilia 

A preference for having sex with stolen, burning animal corpses.
"Dude, tell me you didn't sleep with Britney Spears. She's a kleptonecropyrozoophiliac, you know."
Kleptonecropyrozoophilia by Kaskad December 14, 2008
A totally awesome person, often times with piercing eyes that see through the soul. Very intelligent, can use it to his advantage and do a lot of good or to his disadvantage and create destruction. He wears sex appeal on his sleeve and is irresistible. Not for the faint of hearts!!!
Girl1: Look at that guy over there.

Girl2: OMG girl, that's Kleon. He doesn't go for sluts like you though.
Girl1: :(
kleon by Minotavros June 11, 2014

kleonk keonk 

A beautiful phrase somebody would use to express their boredom in boring and/or random situations. You must shriek this phrase in a high-pitched voice when bored/feeling random.
"This is such a stupid game."
"KLEONK KEONK!"
"I agree!"
kleonk keonk by Bryan N. December 5, 2007
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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