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Noun - The feeling of which you are dance molested by a gang of Kenyans at a club, disco, etc.
The male guy was klarfed at a disco last night.
Klarf by StuNoaElmRob January 16, 2011
Words you can keep
klarf: Micah's word. he made it up don't steal it. or else.
klarf is micah's word. its an awesome word
klarf by micah June 21, 2004
Related Words
klarf klar face Klara Klaroline klar Klari klarine Klarna karf Klarissa
The action of having recently supplied or been submitted to a klerfing.

Synonymous with garmpboggled, prktrchked.

In the Game Grumps video "Katamary Damacy: About Town - PART 8 - Game Grumps" this word is defined.
Partario! If you don't stop eating all those apricots you'll be klerfed for sure!

In the Game Grumps video "Katamary Damacy: About Town - PART 8 - Game Grumps" this word is defined.
klerfed by Leminid January 28, 2014
She is the best friend one can have. She is funny,goofy but absolutely gorgeous and beautiful. She is so so stunning! She is smart, caring and only wants the best for you! She listens and she will give the best advice! She is incredibly talented, she can do everything and she is just the most amazing person you would ever meet! Don't miss out on klara because she is awesomeness in person
who was that? she is so talented?
that's klara, duh
klara by pau.d February 6, 2018
The romantic shipbetween Metallica drummer, Lars Ulrich and Metallica lead guitarist, Kirk Hammett.
It has been debated for years whether or not the ship was real. It does have a big following of believers though.
Oh my god. It’s just too much Klars for me to handle.
Klars by aLIEsun October 8, 2018
Klara is lonely.
She loves too much,
sometimes way too much.
She is broken but nobody knows.
She is loyal, when u got a Klara in your world then keep her.
She will never betray you.
She is kind and lovely.
She will always love you.
Klara
Klara by Babgi666 January 5, 2017
Klara is the girl who always listens to you and she would never leave you alone. The girl named Klara is always there. Sweet, friendly, intelligent, bootyful and has the most perfect sense of humour!
That bitch is just sexy sexy sexy and is ALWAYS right. Just shut up when she talks to you. Quite tall but still sweeter than you. She's a bit more crazy but what is life without her?
BORING!
Put a lil more Klara in your life.
You need some Klara in your life.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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