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klare stevens
klare is an incredibly amazing person. she'll always be there for you despite the distance between you and will cheer you up with her videos of her adventures. klare deserves more than anything in the world and deserves to have someone there for her. never pass up being friends with her she might just change your life. klare is also beautiful inside and out and her smile is contagious.
klare stevens by gaelilfae September 11, 2020
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karen denier
An ole fashioned busybody who thinks its their job to point out their neighbors transgressions, then when you point out they are a Karen they use semantics and other made up definitions on UD to save the humiliation of being labeled a Karen. Also know as a "YadKaren".
Dang did you see Bob go at his neighbor again for the fence that was 2 inches above code?
Yeah I've talked to Bob, he is a karen denier, there is no hope but he does have cold beer
Yeah I've talked to Bob, he is a karen denier, there is no hope but he does have cold beer
karen denier by theway146 May 4, 2021
Snooty Karen
An unenthusiastic, effortless blow job. This is typically performed by a woman that feels like it is beneath her to do such a thing.
My wife has been promising me a blow job for the last three weeks. She reluctantly gave me a Snooty Karen on the couch while she watched The View and occasionally complained about how long it was taking.
Snooty Karen by andrewmarshall10 November 21, 2018
belmont karen
Hey Jimmy, did you hear about the customer who complained about his 5 year old Robo-Mower being broken and wanting a replacement? Man he was acting as a real belmont karen!
belmont karen by not-dasbomber May 21, 2022
karen took the kids
When ur a divorced dad and ur wife (Karen) took the kids
Karen took the kids is aka karen took the fucking kids
Just please don't let this happen to you
Karen took the kids is aka karen took the fucking kids
Just please don't let this happen to you
You: Hey Babe!
Karen: I'm taking the kids
You: W-wha?
Karen: Goodbye (Ur name)
You: Can I at least see them on Christmas, Karen please!
(Later)
Friend: What's up man?
You: Karen took the kids.
Friend: Damn...
Karen: I'm taking the kids
You: W-wha?
Karen: Goodbye (Ur name)
You: Can I at least see them on Christmas, Karen please!
(Later)
Friend: What's up man?
You: Karen took the kids.
Friend: Damn...
karen took the kids by Queen_Messo March 8, 2019
Gun Karen
This is a bossy, boundary crosser who wants to interfere with others gun rights and second amendment protections!
This Gun Karen started yelling to call police because a guy had a bulge on his belt! He pulled out his badge and said he was police.
Gun Karen by I, Wreckerrr October 28, 2020
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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