The whitest kid and orangest hair u will ever see. The smartest person but doesn't always have common sense. Has a zest for life and will accomplish many great things and goals.
by soccercrazy14 November 29, 2009
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you call lassy in after a hard day of work and instead of beatin your meat you klasseno harder then you ever have before
by sexymcg November 16, 2009
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The act of putting Dorla or any weird person in the class closet, also known better as Klassenschrank. This can be done as a punishment or as an act of boredom.
Klassenschranken is an old tradition, you may only do it if you are mighty of it.
Dialogue (German with English Translation):
A: OMG Du bist so ein Dorla, ey! Ich klassenschranke dich jetzt!! (OMG youre such a Dorla, i will klassenschrank you now, dude!)
B: Nein bitte nicht (No please dont)
A: HEHEHEHA (HEHEHEHA)
B: *from in the Klassenschrank* LASS MICH RAUS (LET ME OUT)
A: Nein. (No.)
Dialogue (German with English Translation):
A: OMG Du bist so ein Dorla, ey! Ich klassenschranke dich jetzt!! (OMG youre such a Dorla, i will klassenschrank you now, dude!)
B: Nein bitte nicht (No please dont)
A: HEHEHEHA (HEHEHEHA)
B: *from in the Klassenschrank* LASS MICH RAUS (LET ME OUT)
A: Nein. (No.)
by Chimkn May 24, 2022
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if you are pulling a jon klaasen it's probably during the summer although you can pull a jon klaasen anytime of year given that jon wears boots and ripped jeans year round
if you are pulling a jon klaasen it's probably during the summer although you can pull a jon klaasen anytime of year given that jon wears boots and ripped jeans year round
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Get the pull a jon klaasen mug.A country bumpkin who pees off the front porch, throws stones at visitors, and fashions his own tractor implements. Will occasionally be spotted cutting off chicken's heads with scissors. Often marries above his station
by B. M00r3 October 18, 2013
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"Fuck you, stop Klassening me and go buy me some beer."
"Will you fuck off and stop trying to yank on the wheel while I drive?" "God, you're always Klassening me."
"Will you fuck off and stop trying to yank on the wheel while I drive?" "God, you're always Klassening me."
by fordjanet November 30, 2013
Get the Klassen mug.The cutest rastafarian on the planet. He has the maine of a lions, lips like soft billowy pillows and is the best kisser in the world.
by la léona January 9, 2005
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