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An extremely attractive online presence known for his good looks, being really good at Minecraft, and routinely stealing girls.
1. Damn bro my girlfriend left me for kkeoki.

2. It's ok bro my mom left my dad for him, no one can compete.
kkeoki by kkeoki March 15, 2021
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Keiko is a tall, shy, strong guy with a big heart and will always have your back or tell you he is here... And when he says that, that means he is very caring for you.
Person 1: that Keoki is so kind
Person 2: ikr
Keoki by Uknownthefatty February 17, 2019
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NOT the murderer of Angel Melendez.
Whoever wrote the first entry was sorely mistaken.
DJ Keoki was, at one point, the boyfriend of Michael Alig, the guy who later murdered Angel Melendez.
Keoki was part of the late 80's/early 90's New York Club scene, and was also one of the original "club kids".
He is still DJing to this day.
I just bought Keoki's new record.
keoki by DJ Dawna Darko September 8, 2006
Keoki Has a huge horse schlong and will dominate your girl with no fail not only that but he is kind and has a huge heart just like his schlong.
Keoki Has a huge horse schlong and will dominate your girl with no fail not only that but he is kind and has a huge heart just like his schlong.
Keoki by ItsBoats February 8, 2022
A loyal, confident, friend, who has your back no matter what. Known for being a sexy whore with a big dick.
Keoki by Keokey February 20, 2022
under ground DJ from the NY city area, formerly of the club kids he was born in Panama, he runs a club that is only open on sundays in NYC and is openly Bi-Sexual, he is known as the murderer of angel Menendez, he murdered him to get out of a debt caused by his extreme drug habits at the time he has released many CDs including but not limited to Disco Death Race 2000, Jelousy, and Ego Trip. Also he has given himself many nicknames like "The Bad Boy of Techno", "The It Boy", "The Pied Piper", "The Mixmaster", and "The God of Techno" also he named himself as America's #1 DJ.
"Tonight I'm goin' to manhattan to see DJ Keoki in action."
"Did you hear Keoki is looking for a new boyfriend?"
keoki by T_Virus July 21, 2006
Soccer player, very handsome, loyal , will kick you from the party for requesting Justin Bieber.
Keoki is so hot
Keoki by M.M UwU November 3, 2019
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