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kjoter is a username that is mostly occupied on all major social media platforms. specifcally by randon nkrwegian men. this is bery unjust as the godly figure “kjoter” on tiktok has no access to their real name! a truly sad predicament
kjoter is the best!
do you mean twitter kjoter? or instagram kjoter? or tiktok kjoter..?
tiktok kjoter ofc! the best the best the bestttt!!!!
kjoter by dictionary twat January 6, 2022
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(noun) - the area of skin between the female's anus and vaginal canal. The female version of a male's gooch and grundle. Proper pronunciation: kl-oh-ter
Steve: "Hey man, I'm goin' motor Susie's kloter tonight!"
Joe: "Wow, dude, that's a huge step in your relationship."
Kloter by Kimmy Kel February 18, 2008
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muffin kooter 

a huge chubby vagina.
I bet that girl has a huge muffin kooter cause she fat and ugleh.
muffin kooter by Barat March 30, 2008

kooter farm 

A social occasion made up of mostly females.
Opposite of sausage fest
kooter farm by Jappix August 24, 2011
Kooter is a slang word made up by Evil Odin and Pissing Razorz to define a pussy or Vaginal orrifice
"Pardon me Miss, do yo shave your Kooter?"
Kooter by Xekonaphim September 17, 2003

Kooter-karma 

The indefinable mystic system of justice that allows guys to get with girls way out of their league. Usually gained from faithful acts towards ungrateful girlfriends.
I spent three years with that girl and she treated me like crap. I'm due some kooter-karma.
Kooter-karma by Tucker Blue July 24, 2009
The female sex organ. Can also be spelled with a c. "Cooter."
Wow, my kooter is on fire!
Man, her kooter smells!
I have to go to the doctor to have my kooter looked at.
I have an infection in my kooter.
Kooter by Goldielocks239 May 6, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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