kjoter

kjoter is a username that is mostly occupied on all major social media platforms. specifcally by randon nkrwegian men. this is bery unjust as the godly figure “kjoter” on tiktok has no access to their real name! a truly sad predicament

kjoter is the best!
do you mean twitter kjoter? or instagram kjoter? or tiktok kjoter..?
tiktok kjoter ofc! the best the best the bestttt!!!!

by dictionary twat January 6, 2022

Kloter

(noun) - the area of skin between the female's anus and vaginal canal. The female version of a male's gooch and grundle. Proper pronunciation: kl-oh-ter

Steve: "Hey man, I'm goin' motor Susie's kloter tonight!"
Joe: "Wow, dude, that's a huge step in your relationship."

by Kimmy Kel February 18, 2008

muffin kooter

a huge chubby vagina.

I bet that girl has a huge muffin kooter cause she fat and ugleh.

by Barat March 30, 2008

kooter farm

A social occasion made up of mostly females.
Opposite of sausage fest

This place is such a kooter farm!

by Jappix August 24, 2011

Kooter

Kooter is a slang word made up by Evil Odin and Pissing Razorz to define a pussy or Vaginal orrifice

"Pardon me Miss, do yo shave your Kooter?"

by Xekonaphim September 17, 2003

Kooter-karma

The indefinable mystic system of justice that allows guys to get with girls way out of their league. Usually gained from faithful acts towards ungrateful girlfriends.

I spent three years with that girl and she treated me like crap. I'm due some kooter-karma.

by Tucker Blue July 24, 2009

Kooter

The female sex organ. Can also be spelled with a c. "Cooter."

Wow, my kooter is on fire!
Man, her kooter smells!
I have to go to the doctor to have my kooter looked at.
I have an infection in my kooter.

by Goldielocks239 May 6, 2009