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kjoter is a username that is mostly occupied on all major social media platforms. specifcally by randon nkrwegian men. this is bery unjust as the godly figure “kjoter” on tiktok has no access to their real name! a truly sad predicament
kjoter is the best!
do you mean twitter kjoter? or instagram kjoter? or tiktok kjoter..?
tiktok kjoter ofc! the best the best the bestttt!!!!
kjoter by dictionary twat January 6, 2022
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(noun) - the area of skin between the female's anus and vaginal canal. The female version of a male's gooch and grundle. Proper pronunciation: kl-oh-ter
Steve: "Hey man, I'm goin' motor Susie's kloter tonight!"
Joe: "Wow, dude, that's a huge step in your relationship."
Kloter by Kimmy Kel February 18, 2008
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muffin kooter 

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A social occasion made up of mostly females.
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This place is such a kooter farm!
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Kooter is a slang word made up by Evil Odin and Pissing Razorz to define a pussy or Vaginal orrifice
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Kooter-karma 

The indefinable mystic system of justice that allows guys to get with girls way out of their league. Usually gained from faithful acts towards ungrateful girlfriends.
I spent three years with that girl and she treated me like crap. I'm due some kooter-karma.
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The female sex organ. Can also be spelled with a c. "Cooter."
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Man, her kooter smells!
I have to go to the doctor to have my kooter looked at.
I have an infection in my kooter.
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