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The sweetest guy with amazing blue eyes, not to mention HOTT!
i love randon
Randon by dgjkhfkg May 13, 2009
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Biggest jerk face, asshole you ever did meet. He enjoys putting girls to make himself feel better about himself. He is not the best basketball player, and he thinks he's very high and mighty because he made Varsity soccer his freshman year. A Randon has no clue how much he hurts people because he has a mental issue.
That Randon has no clue what he's missing
Randon by soccer7289apm November 29, 2014
A fat ginger that sits home all day and plays video games while eating gummy bears with his dog charlie and loves dinosaurs
Dude did you see that little Faggot he is such a Randon
Randon by MR.DONG January 20, 2016
Most bitchass queer ginger ever. He is so fucking trash at the damn trumpet he messes up his fucking high note during a performance. He can’t get a girl to save his fucking life. His hair is like looking into the damn sun.
Hey I saw a walking a fire. No it’s just Randons hair.
Randon by GodAndJesusCombined October 25, 2018
Cute and pretty girl
I saw a randon on the streets
Randon by Randle Krause July 1, 2020
Randon; the term used to define a group of racist old men. Also a term used to describe a man who is only half in the closet.
Blain is a total randon, he should just come all the way out.
Randon by Smalltownjay September 15, 2022

Randon Insanity

A place where humans, and cats go to release their stuff.
I went to Randon Insanity , and da kittehs said hey baba.
Randon Insanity by Tom_Will_Cruise December 13, 2007
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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