Also known as the Double Jurblonski, the Kolen is an intricate sexual maneuver involving all four limbs of its primary participant. Three people (at least one man) lie on the floor/bed/ground, or even in a pile of trash. The man stretches out on his side while the two other people curl up in balls at his head and feet, respectively. The man then double-fists the person lying at his head in the asshole (it has to be in the asshole) while they curl around to suck his cock. Meanwhile, he also fucks the person lying at his feet in either their asshole or vagina (if they are female). He uses his feet to do this, and the person being fucked curls around to eat the man's asshole out.
Dan had been wanting to give Shira a hot Jurblonski all day long, but then Arie showed up. "No matter," Dan said. "Why settle for a Jurblonski when you can have a Kolen?!"
by RaunchyCheese October 17, 2008
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by americangirl February 9, 2013
Get the Kolenda mug.A Koleka is generally an Eastern European driver who can also drive for western European companies, He will wear a sleeveless vest, track suit bottoms, socks and shower sandals(Addis preferred) and a hi vis jacket, and speak broken English, or universal phrases such as commerade, katistrof, big problem, Koleka.
No worry koleka's, no damage to the product.
Yes, my mistake i didn't load myself my coworkers did but should have checked somewhere along the way.
Yes, my mistake i didn't load myself my coworkers did but should have checked somewhere along the way.
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- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...
- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...
- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss
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