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kjirstin 

Normally a middle-aged black woman, most people named Kjirstin are exceptionally great cooks and full to the brim with sass. Not a fan of animal porn, but loves jokes with bad taste. Kjirstin loves to sing, wear nice clothes, and is always missing some part of her body (fingers, teeth, a kidney).
Girl, you is a Kjirstin.
kjirstin by apacattack March 1, 2013
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kirstin dunst 

annoying bitch who screams too much in her movies.
"i always hear a bitch screaming like she's being raped in spiderman."

"that's kirstin dunst, nigga!"
kirstin dunst by urban asshole February 27, 2010
The perfect girl. Is a bit sassy on occasion, but easy to talk to. She will tell you how it is. She is absolutely gorgeous.
Wow that girl is a Kirstin.
Kirstin by Big brett. March 19, 2009

Kirstin Maldonado 

Kirstin Maldonado is a Latina woman and known as the only female in Pentatonix. Her nickname is Kirstie Maldonado. Her voice type is mezzo-soprano. Some of her best solos are in the songs Rather Be, Daft Punk Medley, Perfume Medley, and La La Latch. She is currently engaged to Jeremy Lewis. She is very funny when she is featured on Superfruit, and very sweet to her fans during live streams.
Kirstin Maldonado is going to get married! I feel old now!

Kjerstin 

These females are known to be incredibly awesome. Smart, good sense of humor, and pretty. These women are rare, so if you know one consider yourself blessed!
Kjerstins are awesome.
Kjerstin by Rockstar McGee February 1, 2010
Kirstin is an amazing friend . She's sweet , loyal , loving , trustworthy , caring , smart , nice , funny and very pretty on the inside and out .

If you are friends with a Kirstin .. be sure to stay friends with her or you will regret it.

Family and Friends are always first for Kirstin.
Shes a good person but when she wants to be she can be a badass ! (In a good way)
Kirstin is very unique and quite amazing , Be sure to never let go of a Kirstin ! She is very undramatic !
Girl 1 - Hey do you know Kirstin ?
Girl 2 - Yes ! Shes soo amazing !
Boy 1 - I would do anything to be with her.
Girl 1 - Yea ! I would love to have her life.
Kirstin by l-johnston July 27, 2011
the most beautiful wonderful girl in the world . she lights up the room with her presence . she makes me the happiest girl in the world & one day I will be happy enough to call her my wife . she is my everything . I will never find anything so perfect & so precious . I would have been stupid to pass such a wonderful opportunity up . 3.28.14
Kirstin is beautiful
Kirstin by nikkie_lovesyou May 29, 2014
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