kidmitment 

A commitment that involves your kids. It could also involve other kids that may not be yours, but you still have a commitment with them. For example, a youth sports team or something with the neighborhood kids.

Great parents will use this word to let others know that they value the time with their kids and want to spend their free time with them.

Lame parents will use this word as an excuse to get out of something they don't want to do and don't have the guts to say no to.

Smart people (that may not have kids) will use this word to get the time off they need to give something back to their community by helping out with youth sports and other ways to get kids involved and learning.

Sorry guys ... I cannot make it tonight because I have a kidmitment. Alternate use: Hey folks I need to wrap this meeting up to leave by 5 for a kidmitment.

kidmitment by freecher July 10, 2010

kommitment

(noun)

How a real man spells kommitment ("commitment" for all you female readers)

Michelle wanted to take her relationship with Dan to the next level, but Dan is totals scared of kommitment and refused.

kommitment by gtbarry January 13, 2009

kommitment

(noun)

How a real man spells kommitment ("commitment" for all you female readers)

Michelle wanted to take her relationship with Dan to the next level, but Dan is totals scared of kommitment and refused.

kommitment by gtbarry January 7, 2009

kidmmitments 

Driving to various sports practices, working on science fair projects, attending school fairs, concerts and other events. Anything that requires your time and energy because of your children. Used by supermoms and dads alike.

I'm sorry I won't make book club tonight, too many kidmmitments prevent me from attending!

kidmmitments by Life Coach Lori May 8, 2009

Kidmittment 

A relationship solely based on a child or conception of such.

We were just casual sexual partners, but after the positive pregnancy test results, I knew I was going to have to step up and make a kidmittment.

Kidmittment by Shotokanmaster October 16, 2010

Kidmmitment 

When there is an event or obligations that is for a child only and not for you.

"I couldn't watch the Stanley Cup last night because I had a kidmmitment to take my son to a birthday party."

Kidmmitment by CMCG June 8, 2014

Kermitment 

When getting fisted turn to your partner and in a Kermit the Frog voice say "Hey man watch it up there"

Oh yeah I do Kermitment.

Kermitment by Slick2255 May 15, 2021